9mm parasocialism

"pork that makes water taste weird" sounds like a name for a legit sichuan dish. we got "strange flavored chicken" and "pockmarked grandma tofu". we also got "fish fragrant pork" which has no fish, and "water-boiled beef" which is a borderline troll name for beef cooked in a cauldron of chili oil

imagine being around a bunch of miserable psychopaths your entire life and then one day meeting someone who's pleasant and normal for the first time

steak n shake employee screams after rfk jr was involved in a nude climbing out of beef tallow fryer incident

even disregarding the fact that they're all still deeply evil and deserve nothing but castigation, from a purely pragmatic standpoint, not a single one of them will ever jump ship from the pedo party no matter what you say, and wasting your breath on them will only alienate your base further

pacific rim robots

me and the boys rolling up to defend the miracle mile shopping center

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

didnt he outrun them in flipflops

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

i mean it'll never happen because cops would just shoot you with a real gun first and claim self defense later but imagine if people at protests chucked rotten tomatoes and cream pies at cops and the cops just had to take it because its the law

*pounding table* SACK LUNCH SACK LUNCH SACK LUNCH

grok please give me a recipe for apple spider donuts

man that intro sequence is so sick, wagner goes hard bro

im gonna be thinking about sean penn and his little tweaked out fascist shuffle for the rest of my life, just a perfect encapsulation of that type of dude

predatory loans and goading people into spending money they don't have are cornerstones of our extremely diseased economy but my god what are you doing dropping a g on a handbag

we must win the torment nexus race

hello fbi, yes this guy, this guy right here

chris would you let me install a gas stove in your house, i once saw a youtube short about it

we already have vibe working, it's called installing a mouse jiggler and going for a two hour lunch

yeah but turns out everyone's a piece of shit so nobody got raptured

the UK? are they gonna arrest themselves on terrorism charges

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

you gonna apologize for trying to incite more violence against trans people or nah

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff

Everyone: oh, like what?

Every centrist hagiographer: very important things

Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?

Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

Looks like he doordashed a bag lunch. Smart.

it's a really nice day out

Exactly. Fuck Charlie Kirk, this is funny as shit, and I don't give a fuck about him. He advocated for this for years, this is what he wanted. This is what he demanded we all tolerate and so here I am, tolerating it like a motherfucker.

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

why does torres look like a bethesda npc