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Why are the top 61 posts under my FOLLOWING tab at least six days old? Another huge amount of posts of the same age are all at at the top under my DISCOVER tab as well?

I'm just like scrollin' and scrollin' and scrollin' here trying to find relatively new posts.🤔

A long-deranged and deeply depraved man with a pronouncedly and acceleratingly deteriorating mind announces that he intends to play with the large arsenal of nuclear weapons he controls.

But it's okay, because he's not seeking a third term.

Jaded owl

Do I look like I can be arsed with hunting mice? Fetch me frigging a Twix.

FINE. Everything is just... FINE.

Nothing to see here.

<weeps>

. <shivers>

It looks like it's feeding on American culture...

A large clump of oyster mushrooms viewed from underneath showing only the individual, overlapping fan shaped gills on the underside of the caps

Oyster mushrooms #fungi

I hear there's a cure for that now.

> "Do you know this cat?"

<peers>

OMIGAWDS! THAT'S BOB! He owes me twenty bucks! Where's he been hidin'?

I got so annoyed by the tweet that sparked this thread that I wrote about it

www.leahreich.com/maybe-stop-b...

in a just world this dapper man will not only crack the louvre heist case but also reveal he was the true mastermind behind the louvre heist

Mysterious 'predator' stalking villagers around Dartmoor unmasked as a fat cat A MYSTERIOUS beast which has been stalking villagers on the moor made famous by Sherlock Holmes – is actually just a fat cat. Locals around Dartmoor, where the Hound of the Baskervilles was s…

The Chonk Ness Monster

Beware giving this site your unpublished data Users noticed the website had fake testimonials and a domain name registered seemingly overnight.

The dark truth behind FormatMyPaper.com

Cloudrunners and Other Cloud Rats of the Philippines — Tetrapod Zoology rats, rat, Muridae, murids, rodents, Rodentia, mammalogy, Philippines, mammals of the Philippines, Philippine rodents, Philippine mammals, Philippines mammals, Crateromys, cloudrunner, cloudrunners, c...

Are there more cloudrunner rats to find? It looks likely.... Cloudrunners and Other Cloud Rats of the Philippines, a #TetZoo article from 2020 on a very special group of #rodents ... tetzoo.com/blog/2020/6/...

OMIGAWDS! I have to move AGAIN?!

<looks about>

I haven't even hung up all the framed artwork on my Bluesky walls yet!

To be loved is to be changed... and in this case also slightly moistened.

Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived. ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

Ahem Grandpa....😳

“Surely I too can drink from the whites-only water fountain”

<nods>

The U.S. government shutdown.

5. miffed bookhandler

This is what happens when rescues work together for the greater good of the animals in our care. Hear that grunting? Odd sounding kitten right?!

A yellow & white pitmix sitting as close to the photographer's feet as possible. In the distance, there is a trash cart (circled) with something behind it.

Zoom in on the trash cart to see that a black & white pit mix is peeking out from behind it.

A Tale of Two Pitties: Thunder at the Dog Park
Diamond: "Please protect me from the thunder."
Wade: "Let's get the f*ck out of here!"

Chicago Teachers Union
@ctulocal1.bsky.social

An orange cat is lying on a person. You can see the person's arm around him. His belly is exposed, indicating he's very relaxed

Someone cried & cried & cried until I got up from my desk & laid down so he could cuddle me.

Yes your taxes should support disabled people.

They should support homeless people.

They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly.

This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

LA County officials approve emergency declaration over immigration raids The move allows the L.A. County Board of Supervisors to provide rent relief for tenants who have fallen behind as a result of the crackdown on immigrants.

Los Angeles County voted to declare a state of emergency in response to federal ICE raids. Normally reserved for natural disasters, the declaration allows the county to mobilize resources and offer assistance to residents impacted by the raids.

30%? Well, then yer way too successful to be AI.

Robert Reich The Truth About Trump’s Tariffs

Trump is re-escalating his trade war with China with new port fees and a 100% tariff on rare earth minerals.

Reminder that "other countries" won't pay for the tariffs — you will. https://youtu.be/AfVGUiet39E?si=k8gcK2rt8DsexKPa

That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January