doctor spacecake

We must imagine Waldo visible

I found you on Candy Crush

I've not been able to connect to Diaryland in weeks. I see others have, but fear of impermanence set in, so I refreshed my backup.

25 years. 2287 entries. 420,644 words.

[Andrew, what have we done]

But at 1226 pages, it's trapped forever on a hard drive. I must accept I will lose it eventually.

oh god what
happens if you
are right

"Horselover Fat said he would buy the flowers himself."

That is no kinda way to greet me, Sunday

a cartoon boy wearing a baseball cap and a white shirt is standing in front of a yellow sky . Alt: a cartoon boy wearing a baseball cap and a white shirt is standing in front of a yellow sky. A small pink cartoon dog is climbing on him. This is Paranoia Agent

You might be experiencing burnout. When was the last time you had a break? Take a rest.

I have a nagging desire to be taken seriously,

But I mostly don't want to do anything that other people take seriously.

tut tut
looks like rain
so sad umbrellas
don't open
inside

my condolences

A hand presenting a can of Mountain Dew in its limited edition "Freedom Fusion" flavor: lemonade and peach. The can design is red, white, and blue and has a rad eagle wearing a helmet and sunglasses. Ridiculous.

Ol' elephanthead does the regular dew, but this seems more your speed

Please accept; I may be a willing hummingbird but surely all this sugar will have some negative effect on my mortal form, you sweet toothed lunatic

David Lynch doing one of his weather reports. He's wearing sunglasses and the caption reads, "today I'm thinking about trees and how beautiful they are"

Alternatively

No cheating: your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.

Naturally

oh, well that must have been awhile ago. silly me

YouTube video by Sub Pop clipping. - Work Work (feat. Cocc Pistol Cree) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

rats decided it was time to hit the surface

who taught you to write an r

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Someone thought it was a good idea to ask me a few questions and I miss internet surveys, so

Good job, Mr Booker. "He just cracked 20 hours."

lmao what a mess-around

Happy holidays, ya goofs

Good job, Bluesky. Go, Team Winston. "299."

lmao classic

only dingdongs sit in trees without k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Today I can offer red nails, short. #fashionreport

pervert

🎶 fail in love again and again 🎶

you make small-talk while you cook? how magnanimous

N E V E R

stop hitting yourself

no one has time for a handjob right now, mkay

today in Facebook poetry:

You know when I gave up on math?
When they started asking me to show my work.
Go away! Cookin'

brb gonna go get a robot to explain nuance to me, perhaps I will find some value in this education

a close up of a woman 's face with a glass of wine in the background Alt: a close up of Laura Roslin's face (she is the former secretary of education and once and future president of the 12 colonies of Kobol) with a glass of wine in the background. She smiles. She says, "Wonderful. Wonderful." She eyes either the object of her suspicions or the one who shares them - I can't remember which. Mary McDonnell is flawless in everything she's ever done. I will take no questions at any time on this matter.

Saturday night vibes