Biggus

Trying to remember which Black Mirror episode this is.

Teefs

Life imitates art, part 94: Former Ukraine minister detained fleeing country over embezellment allegations. In Servant of the People, a minister was arrested over Corruption. For those not in the know, the show was about an ordinary man becoming president of Ukraine. It starred Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

GET A ROO- oh wait.

"GITCHORE BOOK 'ERE, THEY'RE LUVVERLY!"

I think it's called 'Creative Accounting'.

Wrecking my hearing more than usual, up against the barriers for @sleafordmods.bsky.social in Leeds. F*ck me, it's loud.

Name and shame, then ban.

a man wearing headphones looks at his phone with a netflix logo in the corner ALT: a man wearing headphones looks at his phone with a netflix logo in the corner

Both personal and business mobile networks are down for maintenance today. No OTPs for YOU! Brilliant.

Captain America, the reference understood.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

"Turn your socks off and go to bed." That's a thing I just said. Perfectly normal.

Post a banger not in English: (caution: contains flashing images)
youtu.be/taOsuVhXqzY

This is @futurewas8bit.bsky.social and I claim my five pounds.

MrsBiggus plugged her socks into the sofa to charge them. Sounds weird now that I've typed it.

Assemble it sideways.

Scarfolk *is* a bit feverdreamish, so... yeah.

A welcome return to form. Missed your silliness, Moose.

List of #MattressKing locations:

@hehimta on twitter quote tweet update: jk rowling has somehow (despite maritime law) wiped over a decade of port logs/etc, her boat is completely delisted. strange behaviour. @hehimta on twitter oh tweet BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services, not just AIS off; the entire vessel...

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.

What is she hiding?

And... what do the Shinigami Eyes see? #deep

Buy this book (it's free).
Repost this link.
Mess up the searches for 'Melania Trump'.
Profit.

www.amazon.co.uk/Melania-Devo...

Waymo robotaxi hits a child near an elementary school in Santa Monica | TechCrunch The child, whose age is not public, sustained minor injuries according to Waymo. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is investigating.

And they believe these things can handle London:
techcrunch.com/2026/01/29/w...

Ludlow man slams lack of signs to allow him to charge his electric car John Diamond says non-electric cars in Ludlow are always parking by the chargers on his road.

Slow news day, BBC?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
( @bobbyllew.bsky.social )

First Betty White and now this. You bring me the worst news, sometimes.

30 days have September April June and November. All the rest have 31 except January which has 200 .

Spending too much time creating a thing to handle all types, spawnabletypes and trader config files for our measly collection of #DayZ servers. It will eventually spit out a set of (hopefully) faultless xml files for either TraderPlus or Expansion.

By far my biggest use of a VPN is imgur - I need my funnies. (Unfortunately it's all Trump and ICE atm)