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Aaron Schwartzbaum

@aaron-schwa.bsky.social

Political risk and product by day, puns by night. Just kidding, the puns are by day, too. My handle in the bad place is @aaron_schwa.

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Roberts Raids

02.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A whopping 38% of Russia’s refining capacity is now offline, according to The Economist.

Gasoline output fell by 1 million tons in September which has created a 20% domestic shortfall.

Repairs may take months because of sanctions limiting access to parts and tech.

01.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2636    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 75
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Has been a minute, #philly, but we have something for ya... don't miss our spookiest pun-off yet.

philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520

cc @farfarraway.bsky.social

30.09.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

19.09.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11016    πŸ” 3353    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 301
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oh my god, it's political violins

19.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you need to be calling this administration "the most corrupt in US history" every time you appear in public, no matter the question/topic.

15.09.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a long way to spell "venezuela"

05.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is straight out of monty python

04.09.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

won't be the last disintegrative thing to happen under this administration

03.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like there's Ρ‚Ρ€ΡƒΠ±Π° in paradise

21.08.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

democrats need to start landing some hits on the press (and supreme court, but i digress) as they campaign

18.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

random thing that rankles me: arguments that "rural areas feed cities." rural areas *sell food* to cities. it's a transaction, not charity.

11.08.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

upholding the constitution by convincing whole swaths of the country that the union is a shitty deal

08.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a real head-turning thread:

04.08.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"writ large" doesn't mean "in general"

31.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whither Strong? Exploring Conceptions of Russian Power - Foreign Policy Research Institute Why does Russia play such an important role in geopolitics? If it's because of 'strength'... what does strength even mean? And why do conceptions of Russia's

On the latest @bearmarketbrief.bsky.social podcast, @seva.bsky.social dropped by to talk about why #Russia gets to play such an outside role in global politics. If it's "strength," what does "strong" mean?

www.fpri.org/multimedia/2...

31.07.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with red hair and a mustache wearing suspenders ALT: a cartoon of a man with red hair and a mustache wearing suspenders
24.07.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't really blame the founding fathers for it: our political system is deficiently designed for representing dense populations.

22.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

philly delegation should block all transportation funding to the districts blocking septa funding until a compromise is reached

21.07.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CNBC: Do you think Jay Powell should stick around?

MIKE JOHNSON: My opinion is that we should reduce interest rates. The American economy is hot.

CNBC: But if it's too hot, you don't want to cut rates.

18.07.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3461    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 564    πŸ“Œ 230

insufficiently venous
excessively venal

17.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

transshipment? you mean trans folks are shipping things?

17.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

slacker

14.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DUNE AND DUNER

10.07.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE DUNE ABIDES

10.07.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much talk about arms control, but what are we doing about the proliferation of legs?

10.07.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

grok will help tesla drivers see things they might nazi

10.07.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it unambiguously has

10.07.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DUNE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

09.07.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she can go faulkner-self

30.06.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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