mr cancel

baz luhrmann megillah retelling

#femmeswap2026

the bathrooms in my dreams are HUGE

where is the baz luhrmann twilight remake

OH TRUEEEE!!!!!!!

i have heard it TWICE in public this week. please! please stop! please!

that's exactly how it felt !

me and who

the dentist complimented me today by calling me "tolerant"

the luke combs cover of fast car is haunting me again

i would share a tiny beer with this fellow.

damn girl that shovel of yours is absurd

i got a new crossword pencil after using a spare sad pencil for like two weeks. we are so back baby. we are SO back baby

oh no

guy who says "the big man upstairs" a lot but he's actually referring to Andre the Giant in heaven

REEEEALLY GOOD POST !!!

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my very first thought when i woke up this morning was "oh my gd i've never posted my cat on bluesky"

My cat, Penelope, a perfectly round black cat, sitting with my crossword book and pencil on my bed. She looks like she's doing the crossword!

Penelope lying on my bed in a sun ray. In the sun she is brownish red. Her mouth is open because she is mid-meow

Penelope lying on my bed in the sun again, this time her mouth is REALLY wide because I caught her mid-yawn

a photo of me lying on my bed on my tummy, writing in a card & smiling very big. Penelope is lying down on my back. One of her favourite spots!

peneleposting !!!!

peanut butter girl, yeah, all I ever wanted was the world

i'm coming over to cook you dinner and tuck you into bed.

"i love to put a customer in a situation of adversity"

i'm pretty well acquainted with the clang

Photo of a stroller modeled after the slime monsters from the Dragon Quest series for sale at Yodobashi Camera in the video game section. It's big, blue, round, and is wearing a stupid face on its face. It's small so probably for a pet instead of a baby.

slime perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly. no problems ever in slimme because goo Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Aslime yes a place for a baby put baby in slime can trust slime for giveing goo love to baby. friend slime

landlocked and obsessed with free willy

my toilet has been possessed by a demon. the sages (of blessed memory) were right

it would be cool to have a measured response to small stressors that are unavoidable huh!

yo bro let's start the dishwasher tonite

thank you <3