mr cancel

i would share a tiny beer with this fellow.

damn girl that shovel of yours is absurd

i got a new crossword pencil after using a spare sad pencil for like two weeks. we are so back baby. we are SO back baby

oh no

guy who says "the big man upstairs" a lot but he's actually referring to Andre the Giant in heaven

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my very first thought when i woke up this morning was "oh my gd i've never posted my cat on bluesky"

My cat, Penelope, a perfectly round black cat, sitting with my crossword book and pencil on my bed. She looks like she's doing the crossword!

Penelope lying on my bed in a sun ray. In the sun she is brownish red. Her mouth is open because she is mid-meow

Penelope lying on my bed in the sun again, this time her mouth is REALLY wide because I caught her mid-yawn

a photo of me lying on my bed on my tummy, writing in a card & smiling very big. Penelope is lying down on my back. One of her favourite spots!

peneleposting !!!!

peanut butter girl, yeah, all I ever wanted was the world

i'm coming over to cook you dinner and tuck you into bed.

"i love to put a customer in a situation of adversity"

i'm pretty well acquainted with the clang

Photo of a stroller modeled after the slime monsters from the Dragon Quest series for sale at Yodobashi Camera in the video game section. It's big, blue, round, and is wearing a stupid face on its face. It's small so probably for a pet instead of a baby.

slime perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly. no problems ever in slimme because goo Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Aslime yes a place for a baby put baby in slime can trust slime for giveing goo love to baby. friend slime

landlocked and obsessed with free willy

my toilet has been possessed by a demon. the sages (of blessed memory) were right

it would be cool to have a measured response to small stressors that are unavoidable huh!

yo bro let's start the dishwasher tonite

thank you <3

average urinal behaviour

just digging aesthetically pleasing hole

i don't think i have mined once this entire game

why is my health bar blinking red

thank you i don't wanna do all that i'm just trying to build an indoor waterfall

to be VERY clear my dad is not a swinger

t4t means your stubble and their buzzcut velcroing together when you snuggle

true!

thinking about the very kind cis woman who directed me to the men's washroom during an extremely busy intermission the other day