What if the president of the United States was responsible for one single thing
06.02.2026 15:05 β π 1189 π 137 π¬ 87 π 7@jgarlick.bsky.social
We live on the frontier between the future and foolishness. Update: we have crossed the frontier
What if the president of the United States was responsible for one single thing
06.02.2026 15:05 β π 1189 π 137 π¬ 87 π 7Born in a barn, raised in a cave
Postin' and coastin' is all I crave
We are at the "open and unpunished murder in the streets" part of Bukowski's "Dinosauria, We"
youtu.be/GKum7WWeq0Y?...
So the you-know-whos he you-know-whats can't call anybody
06.02.2026 14:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Small Business Administration said in a policy note that green card holders won't be allowed to apply for SBA loans, effective March 1.
05.02.2026 19:00 β π 93 π 77 π¬ 18 π 30no president should be allowed to shit himself on TV and continue on unmocked
05.02.2026 18:27 β π 88 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
05.02.2026 22:02 β π 4988 π 1239 π¬ 29 π 68Eww
03.02.2026 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A gray and white and orange calico cat sitting in a sunbeam on the dinner table
Rosie
03.02.2026 17:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To be fair, World's Economy Held Hostage by Child Sex Trafficking Ring is much less important than Plan to Save Elephants Turns Deadly.
31.01.2026 18:04 β π 3366 π 820 π¬ 88 π 18The remaining 6% were like βwho?β
Kind of jelly tbh
Tiny alien from βMen In Blackβ (1997) is so exasperated he is dying
Oh I know how this goes
28.01.2026 14:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
27.01.2026 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you imagine being one of that guyβs students? Or peer who worked on something he also put his name on?
27.01.2026 22:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, βwe have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!β Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
27.01.2026 15:44 β π 11458 π 2743 π¬ 52 π 36They made him fucking cry and now I am SO mad
26.01.2026 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
24.01.2026 17:49 β π 9980 π 2583 π¬ 53 π 47important message to all bluesky users
07.01.2026 19:53 β π 11273 π 6449 π¬ 179 π 167A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
23.01.2026 23:19 β π 26038 π 6669 π¬ 415 π 430there's in general a pretty intense effort to depoliticize past civil rights figures in various waysβto erase Rosa Parks' political commitments or the opposition to MLK. 1
14.01.2026 04:29 β π 59 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Sensitive details of around 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employeesβincluding almost 2,000 agents working in frontline enforcementβhave been leaked by a DHS whistleblower upset by the murder of Renee Nicole Good.
www.thedailybeast.com/personal-det...
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If youβre planning to protest, hereβs how to safeguard your digital security.
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but itβs also the only thing that really matters
07.01.2026 19:49 β π 11682 π 3934 π¬ 66 π 104Wrote about the kidnapping of Maduro as just another content creation project for a regime of natural-born posters
badfaithtimes.com/they-did-it-...
Plus you can trade in homegrown happiness for more company scrip. Doesnβt even have to be yoursβ¦
05.01.2026 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Payment in actual happiness, which sounds nice but you can only redeem it for goods and services at the company shop.
05.01.2026 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All the time is group hug time
05.01.2026 05:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot from Thundercats: sight beyond sight
Itβs okay, we wonβt tell anyone you got the Sword of Omens
05.01.2026 05:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
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