John

"subtext is an anagram for butt sex"
-ancient fanfic writer's motto/my credo

I wonder if therapists ever discover a bunch of Nazi stuff and are like… “c’mon man, they didn’t teach me how to deal with this”

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

Hang in there!

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one…

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Kids today don't understand what it's like to be traumatized by very elaborate puppets.

19th Century problems have 20th Century solutions.

If you were alive in the 20th Century, you know this is an incredibly ominous statement.

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Saruman

A funny little Chihuahua

Do you know how dogs first came into existence? They were wolves once

the Oreo cookie pattern

Full back tattoo but it’s just this

Horrible Bingus would be an amazing band name

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The Sherlock Memorial Clinic for the Treatment of Constipation and Irregularity
has evaluated this information as:
OBVIOUS

jfc

Someday, we will have to explain to young people that it was not always… like this. The thought makes me sad.

Man, I thought I had successfully forgotten about this

My personal opinion? A specialized Fomori family is the best fit

Art deco flower design in stained glass

Stained glass panel portraying a cowboy on a horse

Some stained glass stuff my mom made

They can talk all coy about it but they'll come to terms with their Cuomosexuality

definitely the first place I would look for giant spider media

You’re going to have to find another book with giant talking spiders to make it a streak

a fluffy animal with a beard is sitting on the ground and looking at the camera . ALT: a fluffy animal with a beard is sitting on the ground and looking at the camera .

Age yourself with a film you saw at the cinema as a kid.
This is is part of how I got like I am.

New fascist tactic just dropped:
Make multiple unrelated alienating business decisions so people can’t tell exactly why your customers left

“Their rabbit put our sifu in the hospital and kicked down our school’s sign! It’s just too big!”

(Camera pans to the door, where the estranged star pupil has returned with a very large basket of alfalfa)

“We shall see about that…”

So do all those journalists and professors get their jobs back too or is it just the millionaire comedian whose cancellation ate into Disney's profits?