Cheesy Monkey

Jobby King Rowling’s Bog Squad

Collier should be [BIG BALLS]ed if being outright [LUIGI]ed is considered too extreme

Rick Derringer took up molecular biology and created a canine-bovine hybrid.

It was his Rock ’n Roll Poochie Moo.

Harry Potter is an expy of Tony Blair

Come join us as we totally lose the plot over some meatballs and then other things happen

also I read another book ffs

Ladder goes up some more; we’re at the “Why do we need all these useless people but we can’t be seen to be disposing of them” stage

And if it wasn't necessary, and in fact an insane crackdown on civil liberties to improve relationships between the UK and a genocidal state, then who should find out about that? Maybe write about it? Possibly not wait for a Home Office press release to make it OK?

Whose job could it possibly be???

“We have pensioners here who have never before broken the law make a peaceful, non-violent protest out of conscience and they may be imprisioned for the rest of their lives?”

“I’ll do anything to protect my bungs.”

It’s no mystery: the Thatcherite Consensus went Kaboom in 2008; our leaders and their sycophants still refuse to admit it, and they have spent all the time since trying to force the square shape of their dumb ideology up the round hole of reality. They’ll continue forcing it, until something breaks.

Does this mean that JKKK Rowling is about to condemn the casting of the new version of Harry Potter, which only exists because she despised the cast of the old version?

Again, this is not how an actual democracy would work. This is how a *managed* democracy operates, and it’s specifically how a very badly managed democracy would work. There is IMO no other explanation than this that actually rings true.

Corbyn isn’t a transphobe. The problem is, too many of those in his inner circle are or are associated with transphobes. A big Corbyn’s problem is he’s loyal to all his friends and would like them to be a part of Your Party but he can’t square the circle hence the slow progress until ZH bounced them

Just imagine having a performative tantrum about the satirical bit in 28 Years Later, giving the impression you desperately wanted to pork an abuse victim you’ve just met whilst wearing a piss-yellow fright wig, then picking a fight with *Rachel Cohen* and losing, flouncing out doing the Shaun meme…

agrowingculture 3 hours ago 2/5 This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron. Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept. This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.

Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.

A paid VPN allows up to 10 device connections and I’ve connected 2 phones, a laptop and a TV…

No shag planet, no utopia

“The game is rigged! The game is rigged I tells ya! It’s so unfair! In completely unrelated news, I welcome our new state-mandated referees…”

Look, if he can make them hurl themselves face first into an industrial mincer, he’ll be the greatest politician of all time

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“‘GOONERS’ MEANS ARSENAL FANS! ‘UP THE ARSE’ MEANS SUPPORTING ARSENAL!”

*hammers the ban button repeatedly*

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