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Stephanie Ogilvie Seagle

@sogilvie.bsky.social

Former newspaper journalist using humor to get through the news / ❤️ Halloween, chips + salsa

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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

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Wow

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🎯 "In the Klein world, moral clarity about abuse is polarizing, and polarization, not abuse, is the problem to solve."

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This is great work. Great. And you know what? A librarian might not know all this off the dome, but they would absolutely help you find out.

04.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 320    🔁 50    💬 5    📌 1
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@keithedwards.bsky.social
You inspired me to make this.

04.10.2025 12:16 — 👍 74    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

"bubble guts" lol

03.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion | Why Can’t Working-Class Kids Make Their Way Out of Ohio?

This column today by @bethmacy.bsky.social is 100x better than Hillbilly Elegy and far more compassionate.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/o...

P.S.: Send it to your boomer parents to help them to understand how the world has changed since they "bootstrapped" their way to a better life.

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when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month

02.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 663    🔁 112    💬 16    📌 1
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Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today

30.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 3575    🔁 958    💬 117    📌 121

"Stupid political LinkedInese" yassss, exactly. Stealing this!

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On the heels of (successful) Disney boycott:

"We have to reject the idea that our only, best power is our pocketbooks. ... Our power isn’t in making one of the choices that are presented to us. Our power is in shaping the choices available to us."

01.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think this is the best piece I've read so far about the large number of elites who basically can't deal with the situation we are in. it doesn't compute and they keep hunting for an exit that doesn't exist

01.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 410    🔁 97    💬 12    📌 6

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

01.10.2025 05:39 — 👍 5562    🔁 770    💬 21    📌 77

Republicans: We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you to prove it.

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Hell yea nyc, fuck ai trash

01.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1299    🔁 219    💬 11    📌 4

Dancing for democracy. Keep it up.

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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

29.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 11623    🔁 3234    💬 913    📌 1213

This whole thing today might be what saves the country.

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all the clips I've seen of Hegseth and Trump have been instructive because they leave 'hold for applause' moments in their remarks that are filled by silence, like watching a standup comic dropping bricks on stage

30.09.2025 13:42 — 👍 1654    🔁 243    💬 27    📌 13

He is live action gargamel 🙂‍↔️ he absolutely hunts and eats smurfs on top of his normal evil shit

30.09.2025 13:11 — 👍 48    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 0

Secretary of Warcrimes

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Freedom is 20 kitted up feds armed to breach the bin laden compound chasing a delivery worker bsky.app/profile/marm...

29.09.2025 12:26 — 👍 896    🔁 178    💬 33    📌 5

To be honest, I don’t understand how any of them are going to say anything funnier than “Riyadh comedy festival”

29.09.2025 00:00 — 👍 2630    🔁 276    💬 42    📌 7

Entering the Oval Office

28.09.2025 22:13 — 👍 57    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

The democrats are not bringing a knife to a gun fight, they are hearing about a gun fight and deciding that they will condemn it from afar in no uncertain terms and hope the man with the gun never gets any closer to them.

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someone on here the other day said it feels like we’re watching a baseball game where one team decides every inning to not take their turn at bat

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Inigo Montoya meme that reads: "Hello, my name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to Die..." Bottom panel reads: "Of Laughter!"

Inigo Montoya meme that reads: "Hello, my name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to Die..." Bottom panel reads: "Of Laughter!"

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