Taylor Jessen

Ha ha ha what are the cities that do not like me they are Seattle Portland LA Chicago and New York, so I attacked LA but it didn't work so I attack Portland and Chicago and those will not work either so then I will do Seattle and New York and those will not work either so then I will um

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Jennifer Connelly as Emma the nightclub singer in "Dark City"

In "Dark City" humans live in a city designed by aliens based on often fallible human memory, which is why when Jennifer Connelly's character sings "Sway" in a nightclub the lyrics go "When marimba rhythms hug the shore / Hold me sway / More more more / Be-bop-a-lula, Fame / I'm gonna live forever".

Congratulations #DebraWinger on your very first film role! Makeup is 2pm, set call 3pm.
(From the collection of Phil Austin, for some reason)
#SlumberParty57 #ExtDriveInBurger

Startup idea: an app for when you're buying a new car that tells you if the CEO is insane at the time so you can save money on bumper stickers

A Trio of Good vibes
#UnrealEngine #RealTime #Puppets

D is for duck or is it for dog? D is for decisions you can’t take back. 🐕🦆

#Animation #UnrealEngine #Puppets #Music #ComedyVideo

The Frost Giant
#UnrealEngine #RealTime #DigitalPuppets

Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man’s ingratitude;
Thy tooth is not so keen,
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude.
Mahna mahna.

The Greater Chaotic Good, by Dan Telfer 8 track album

It’s Bandcamp Friday! 100% of the proceeds on Bandcamp go to artists today.

While you support your favorite punk cover of NES theme songs, consider also buying some of my comedy! All my work is there, and efffff Spotify!

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You DISGUSTING PIECE OF - oh wait I haven't heard your idea yet

Could someone on the Twitters please tell Patton Oswalt about this, it's gonna be real catnip for Clinton-era standup comedian heads

YouTube video by Firesign Theatre WAP! V.1.0 unsold pilot, Messina Baker Productions

One from the vaults: Lost NBC Pilot "WAP! V.1.0" (2000), featuring Scott Adsit, @blainecapatch.bsky.social, @gregproops.bsky.social, @philproctor.bsky.social and @mariabamford.bsky.social

youtu.be/9sDz3AT0mtY

Are you bringing the everything bagels to the Antifa meeting tonight? I'm bringing the brie

Unknown Artist: Smokey the Fire Engine I bought this last month at Portland's legendary Memory Den . It's part mall, part thrift store, part Kowloon Walled City. If you visit, s...

New blog post: In which I get annoyed with Jerry.

(Hat tip to @scottmccloud.bsky.social for directing me to Portland's Memory Den, where I found this record!)

#SmokeyTheFireEngine
#KiddieRecords
#BottomFeedingIndustrySchmucksOfTheMid20thCentury

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Roger Flax: Clyde & Phyllis—A Musical Fantasy About the World's First Guitar Playing Elephant A guitar-playing elephant falls in love with an ant! But they can never marry! He'll crush her! He weighs too much, you see. I wonder if t...

New blog post: Roger Flax "Clyde & Phyllis—A Musical Fantasy About the World's First Guitar Playing Elephant"
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Come join my Reddit Ask Me Nothing

Harald Walter: Deutscher Humor Q: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? A: Also dachte ich, hey, vielleicht liegt es an meiner Nadel. Deutscher Humor Aus de Schule ...

New blog post: Harald Walter "Deutscher Humor". Teach yourself German with the funny ha ha!
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Sesame Street: Sesame Street Fever This is (surprise/no surprise) a really good disco album! Speaking as a guy who had the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack gifted to him at ...

New blog post: Sesame Street Fever.
#RubberDuckie
#BoogieDown
#NotThatFarYoullDrown

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Unknown Artists: Music of Northern Morocco Vol. 1 This, another loan from stalwart DJ pal Rich in Washington , has a somewhat twisted story behind it. When Rich found it, he had to add it ...

New blog post: "Music of Northern Morocco Vol. 1" and the slightly twisted history of wunderkind scientist Binx Selby.
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YouTube video by buriedinvinyl Drums Fell Off A Cliff - Ronny Kae (inst.)

Ronny Kae "Drums Fell Off a Cliff" (Band Box Records, Denver, CO, 1963)
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BFI: First Look at New Restoration of The House of Mirth

Terence Davies' "The House of Mirth" coming to Blu-ray in November from BFI:
www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=37156

Hubert J. Bernhard: The Christmas Star From 1966 comes this classic educational record in which "...we find ourselves enmeshed in a net of historical confusion." We're hot on th...

New blog post: Hubert J. Bernhard, "The Christmas Star". We will find it using science—and a whole bunch of production music! Look for tracks marked "Suspense", Charlie!

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New blog post on how to capture old photos with silvering: Three methods.

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Chlorhestapryn - Adultery in a pill™. Look for the box with the big red letters

Catch-22 4K Blu-ray

Mike Nichols' "Catch-22" coming in restored 4K/Blu-ray from Shout Factory on Oct. 28:
www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=37139

I wish to inform Mike Nichols, who is dead, that I am in fact the kind of archivist whose primary motive is to preserve IN ORDER TO SHARE. Not to take to my grave. Thank you Mike. Who is dead.

"The biggest kind of schmuck wants to be remembered. The next biggest wants to remember you. And the least schmuck of all simply gathers information to take into his grave." - Mike Nichols
#CarnalKnowledge
#NowAvailable

[opening monologue] "So the President's a fascist, which we knew. Well it turns out the Walt Disney Company is one of his whores! You hear about this?"