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Henderson Pickles

@surlyucantbserious.bsky.social

I enjoy ⚽️, in particular Orlando City 🦁, as well as both nuanced takes on complex topics and visceral fear-mongering that is the backbone of social media

74 Followers  |  198 Following  |  168 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.0401

Latest posts by surlyucantbserious.bsky.social on Bluesky

Durbin doing his best Neville Chamberlain impression. Disgusting.

Hey, Ho! Dem. Senate Leadership has got to go!

10.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.

09.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1421    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 6

Children still undefeated in flaming people without even knowing it.

My 5-YO was trying to recall the name of the cyber truck and described it as β€œThat Minecraft car” and I don’t know that owner knows they’ll never recover from that burn. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

07.11.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6940    πŸ” 1077    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 43

so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney

05.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

05.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16007    πŸ” 3006    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 52

Watched John Carpenter’s The Thing on 4K and it is as gloriously beautiful as @jamellebouie.net said it was. I also watched The Crow on 4K, and it looks very nice. Both feel like entirely new movies, with crisp and clear film scans.

31.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The number of cops I’d casually hear talking about β€œyou might beat the charge, but you don’t beat the ride” when I worked dispatch wouldn’t surprise you, but would definitely shock most ordinary citizens, I think.

31.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leadership.

31.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know eventually they run out of military leaders to force out because the leaders they’ve promoted to fill those gaps go along with what the administration wants…and that is very bad for our country to put it mildly.

30.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of his movies I’ve yet to watch. Might be giving it a watch tonight.

28.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but I will take him in Orlando….

24.10.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love reading news like this, despite studies continually showing that adding more lanes makes traffic worse, not better.

23.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The team is busy looking for another head coach….

23.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. I remember seeing the point totals and thinking how tight it was, but I did not know the point total fact. Absolutely brutal.

19.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I throw in an occasional β€œMeanwhile,at the Hall of Justice” when a meeting goes on a tangent.

15.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The GOP is lying. They are distracting from their failures to address the health care crisis that they created.

03.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 655    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 49

It reminds me of a time when an Orlando police officer arrested a driver for possession of crack cocaine that later turned out to be Krispy Kreme doughnuts once the FDLE labs came back.

04.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are about to find out just how robust social media scrapping applications are within DHS. There are a lot of tools at their disposal they’ve just not been wielded in this way before.

03.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll even settle for 1/16 as canceled.

03.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop saying things Nostradamus! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly did not expect things to be such a shitshow the second time around while also seemingly being grade school cool (looking at you, Homeland Defender job posting).

02.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly what Democrats need are more elected officials who will just say β€œShut the fuck up you weirdo”. Like show some passion behind defending this country.

02.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steven Miller’s tweet is why they renamed it 'Homelander.' They withdrew the original job posting at the last minute and re-released it with a childish title, still including the original in parentheses. They’re desperately trying to be cool, and it hurts.

02.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegeseth is the epitome of a guy who joined to say he joined. Zero idea of what it means to serve beyond he has a wife or ex-wife for each period of military service.

30.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tylenol was t popular at the right time πŸ˜‚

26.09.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye. Nostradamus….you mind using your powers for good. I need you to speak some good news πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

25.09.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You just write it off, duh. πŸ˜‚

19.09.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles WASHINGTONβ€”Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

19.09.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3807    πŸ” 729    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 29

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