A very small lemon shaped peninsula.

Demoñade.

Defunding the group is not enough; they will find ways to be funded. Either heavy regulations need to be used to manage them (which seems unlikely at this point) or they need to be closed entirely.

I would award this the Bigly-est Mac if I could.

… it could be used defensively.
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I think I should buy a cactus.

Cool them off in the pool on the roof. Duhhh.

Very classy Mr. Shrimp. Very classy.

🎵 Everybody Wants Something🎶

YouTube video by Track Star* Testing Elmo's Music Knowledge | Track Star*

Could also be that I was watching youtu.be/YqQs9nUQSlQ?... *right then*. It seems delightfully sus.

100% thinking of Elmo *right now* and I see this.

Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering 'fuck this fucking shit' over and over OTTAWA - A new study indicates that the biggest cause of Canadians repeatedly exclaiming 'fuck this fucking shit' is shovelling snow.

Shovelling snow found to be number 1 cause of Canadians muttering ‘fuck this fucking shit’ over and over

Doggohkiin, Doggokiin, naal ok zin los vahriin!
#wizardposting

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Ch-ch-cha-chia D’oh!

“You know; I’m a little bit of an elemental myself.”

If I won the lottery I would not tell anyone but there would be signs: Weinermobile parked out front

If I won the lottery I would not tell anyone but there would be signs: Fridge full of cheese

If I won the lottery I would not tell anyone but there would be signs: WinRAR would be… naaah.

Hawaiians.

🎵“If I could peel back rind”🎶

#2 but set to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas“ on indefinite repeat.

No; the OTHER Shredder.

Venezuela stole… the oil… created in the Earth there millions of years before America was a country? They stole that? Really? 🤔

I have been re-watching Mr. Robot for the first time since it aired. But this time I am watching it on something bigger and louder than a ten inch screen. What a treat.
Also: pretty damn high. It’s perfect.

THE CAT IS INSIDE THE BAG. REPEAT: THE CAT IS *INSIDE* THE BAG.

At least you still are alive to chance another meal another day. Also we can cancel the headstone that said you died a most fa-la-fel death.

In October of ‘94 my parents were visiting; I wasn’t well so I said please bring me back some cold medicine WITHOUT codeine in it. I got pharmacy branded stuff that must have been pure codeine. I was out for like three days (got up once to go pee).

I always think about this for food/cooking. Like how did someone come up with what to eat and then kept refining it.

YouTube video by AlbinoBlackSheep The End of the World

But I am *le tired*.

youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?...

Like it looks like it was designed so well but $210? If it were ~$75, I’d shut up and give them my money.