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right, so this started light-heartedly, and now my wife and i are kinda quietly despairing as we look through this subreddit.

something about all these different iterations of, "that's not the real X, he's still in your threads" is just breaking me.

lol, nah, but it's definitely being used oddly/incorrectly there. which seems to be kind of on theme?

all these AIs write like a precocious 7th grader who's just started reading Douglas Adams. the people in that subreddit do have to be a very specific type to fall for that.

This notion that if the Palestinians had adopted rainbow post-nationalism or even simple coexistence the Israeli apartheid system would have just collapsed is belied by the existence of the Palestinian secular left, the 1988 Declaration of Independence, the PLO's acquiescence to UNSCR 242, Oslo, etc

aren't Zoomer women their main consumer demographic? i really don't understand this whole campaign because it does seem almost intentionally poorly targetted.

you are not supposed to have hard-fought victories on such basic principles! you are not supposed to have hard-fought victories over the people you somehow will still treat as comrades!

i cannot imagine looking around at my leftist organization and feeling proud that only 2 in 5 are nazis.

this is like saying you can't be a scientist unless you've read Isaac Newton.

also gotta admit i quit a Heinlein book recently. holy shit that guy could not write women. there's period-standard misogyny, then there's whatever the fuck was going on in his head.

the dems didn't even prosecute the motherfucker for J6 you think they're gonna reel in all these powers you think they're gonna do a nuremberg commission they voted for all of this real justice they will all hang side by side "when the dems are in power" they are. they are

A video of Anas Al-Sharif and his daughter from February of 2025 resurfaces after he was assassinated by the Israeli targeting of a press tent near Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, killing 7 journalists in the latest toll.

🎵🎵let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die poor.🎵🎵

please do anything you can to help Mostafa. he and his family deserve the world, and we've given them hell.

I see you, Mostafa. I am sorry. You deserve so much more from me. I'm reposting and donating what little i can.

nah, i read it. you just wanna avoid accountability.

THIS is it. any attempt at description is immediately read as implied hierarchy.

Danny, you wanna maybe take another look at my name and pfp, then put one and one together?

You joined an evil organization in order to get paid, then they betrayed you. Instead of taking that moment to realize they are evil, you wanna talk about enforcing contracts.

You don't have to do this though! You did bad, and now can do good. Gotta start by recognizing the bad.

why don't Christians get to claim indigineity to the Levant then? this is where Christianity began.

You and most others know they don't have the same rights. It is frankly insulting to keep pushing this line. Non-Jews explicitly do not get self-determination in Israel.

There is no point in dialogue here because you already know you're lying, but i do still feel the need to point this out.

American flag up there immediately lets me know i'm in the wrong place. it really is obscene.

um... that uhh... that's always how their trails work, right? a comet tail always faces away from the sun.

can i be an Independent source for astronomy?

Especially funny after weeks of being told to smile and take it from Newsom and Buttigieg for the sake of "pragmatism."

hooooly shit i did not know about her. Babe Zaharias is my go-to example, but goddamn, Jackie Mitchell's just the most clear-cut example. she struck them out, Babe Ruth said in the paper that women shouldn't play, so she was fired.

Maia Poet, may her name be forgotten

A lot of Palestinians managed to access things like sugar and cheese yesterday because the prices fell quite abruptly and the shops managed to fill shelves again. Now is a really good time to donate so they can stock up. If you're overwhelmed by the number of people in need, just choose randomly.

ChatGPT File • • Edit View Window Help ChatGPT 5 > How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times: • Once at the start ("B" in blueberry). • Once in the middle ("b" in blue). • Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry). Total: 3 O92 Show me where the letter b appears in the word please. Sure — here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted: B lue b erry Positions (counting from 1): 1 B - first letter 4 b - in blue 6 b - in berry D9< Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean, just spell the word. Sure — here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place: BLUEBERRY That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.

ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help E ChatGPT 5 > You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs there. Ah - I see the mix-up. Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all three b's. blueberry Now you can see them: • 1st b → position 1 • 2nd b → position 5 • 3rd b → position 6 blueberry Exactly — blue berry has three b's: • 1st b → at the very start • 2nd b → right after the e in blue • 3rd b → immediately after the second b, starting berry So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment. Its double-b moment; I see. Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up, like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention." That little bb moment is satisfying, though — it makes the word feel extra bouncy.

 ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help 巴 • ChatGPT 5 > My students get you to write their essays for them, you know. Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine — I'm familiar with that one. I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the work. If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part - and it usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms. A trail of blueberries, as it were. Exactly — a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice. If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them, they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it gets a little messy. "Blueberry" only has two bs. Nope - blueberry really does have three b's. Here it is spaced out: bluebberry Positions: b- at the start 5 b - in the "blue" part 6 b - right next to it, starting "berry" That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.

I had to try the “blueberry” thing myself with GPT5. I merely report the results.

lol, arright.

The GHF-run food distributions in Gaza, Palestine, have become sites of “orchestrated killing and dehumanisation”, not humanitarian aid. A new MSF report documents the horrors witnessed by MSF staff at two clinics that regularly received mass influxes of casualties following violence at sites run by the GHF. MSF calls for the immediate dismantling of the GHF scheme and the restoration of the UN-coordinated aid delivery mechanism.

Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF):

GHF-run ‘aid’ sites are sites of “orchestrated killing and dehumanisation.”

“In MSF’s nearly 54 years of operations, rarely have we seen such levels of systematic violence against unarmed civilians.”

www.msf.org/ghf-run-food...

Sorry, but if you can’t keep your white kids from becoming white nationalists, that’s on you, white parent.