Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.

"AI" is necromancy and should be understood as such

"I've spent my life misreading the moment, and I'm stepping up again"

Why can't you keep your stupid vulgar bullshit out of a perfectly nice tribute to the fish guy

newly released body cam footage seems to contradict initial reports that federal agents opened fire only after a woman, who had "hulked out" and "become huge," began using "hulk strength" to smash them. gotta admit, this one did feel a little fishy when i was reporting it as fact yesterday

Are they suggesting that there are certain genitals it's okay to display to neighborhood children

Doesn't seem to have worked for the Latins or Ancient Greeks

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

Wish that guy would return my calls

Is she rolling coal for Gaza awareness or something?

Americans can believe that a computer language model will deliver them individually tailored divine revelations, but they can't imagine not paying for the bus

and one day I'm gonna be that small dog

Russ Vought isn't going to see your post... but your friend who's "been really into the National's b-sides album lately" will

Stand up comedians go in the same vocational bucket to me as podcasters where the ones I enjoy are some of the most talented and wonderful people in the world but at a baseline I regard them as human scum

John Adams waking up drenched in sweat after dreaming about some kind of Romish Voltron

Catholicism transformed my suburban parents into antifa supersoldiers, which is pretty cool

Nobody wipes their sweat off the ballot booth in this whole damn microstate

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

"One Battle After Another" made me cry a lot because I'm a washed old pothead who desperately wants to believe that loving someone who needs you can be a meaningful revolutionary act. Also a great performance from Sean Penn! That's cinema, baybeeee

oh is it a bad idea to train people to be remorseless mass killers or something

It only takes one weird crank to catch their eye, though, so this would be like 0% successful

Wow I wonder how she thought of her own initials

I am in my escalade eating six eggs.

that bitch eating eggs in my escalade (eggs)

Q: Are We Not Men?
A: Globohomo

when u see someone else getting a lot of success and admiration and youre feeling envious take a deep breath and remind yourself that there is only so much love and happiness in the world and they are hoarding it

So many generations of people working across time to incrementally increase the size of cereal grains 🥲

Arabs have no concept of submission. Not even a word for it. Definitely not a thing they would, for example, name their religion

*accuse

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Their cope in the Daily Nous comments is incredible. "How dare you advise us of collaborating with a fascist regime, sorry we're concerned with the Truth while you debase yourself with vulgar politics"