Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.

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Hey that's my socialist backwater!

ABC News headline, Oct. 22, 2020: "Ghislaine Maxwell: I never saw any inappropriate underage activities"

ABC News headline, Aug. 5, 2025: "Ghislaine Maxwell told DOJ Trump never did anything concerning around her: Sources"

That episode of Seinfeld where Kramer's window faces the Kenny Rogers chicken sign but instead of chicken light it's un film di Dario Argento, Jerry

Okay. All of the nonpartisan and industry experts cited in the article basically agree with them, so why would you frame it as mere assertion by Democrats? Journalists are allowed to draw conclusions based on facts and report on who is telling the truth. It's actually pretty important!

That scene from Repo Man where the cop opens the trunk with the radioactive mcguffin in it and gets vaporized

Cleaning out my desk and inadvertently opening the 'letters from ex girlfriends' file

You're dumber than dirt

Here's an idea, we can transmit the energy with a massive death ray!

Just a polite reminder that we owe the concept of zombies to voodoun/Haitian cultures as an externalization of the fear of being compelled to labor beyond what was supposed to be the Absolute Freedom of death.

We've all had a new brushes with homosexuality, amirite guys

Only if you lack the courage

If I wake up tomorrow I'm spending all day at the baths

No! I refuse to believe that Waluigi is anything other than a sleazy but ultimately harmless pervert

Every day I find a new reason to be glad that I don't know what anyone is talking about

Judaism doesn't exist without a physical connection to Israel, those people enslaved in Egypt were just Guys

We need Moe's great grandson to poke this guy in the eyes

This is an awesome thing to say after being completely wrong

Probably best to rely entirely on vibes to determine who is a sex criminal

Guy named Elbridge: I'm not a member of the minor aristocracy

ⓘ This post alludes to a boob

Implicit sexual content warning

The three act structure

carried down alive to wondrous depths

pot, kettle,

Yeah if that's true we want it to come out, idiot

Bret Stephens needs to be taken out behind the barn and put down like a horse with a broken leg

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

The liquor store by my house has an animist shrine in it but they won’t let me make an offering at it even though I believe that stuff is guys just as much as they do

Rudolf-Christoph von Gersdorff - Wikipedia

How do we feel about this guy en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf-...

Yeah a good American would never characterize a doomed last stand in combat as heroic