Stinky Magee

Hot take, I hate the internet

An eloquent image:

Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.

I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

An ointment anointment

While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me

and again we absolutely have to put lithium back in the water

elon musk personally reinstated the account of a MAGA influencer who posted stills from a video of a nine-year-old girl being raped to death

they weren't stills from elsewhere on the internet. they had his watermark on them

Me when I let the mountain lions in my tent

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

Tomorrow will be three weeks to the day since my aunt passed. We can still use any help you can offer. I know everyone is hurting financially though :/

I haven’t bumped this for days bc I feel guilty asking for help. But we’ve stalled out hard at less than $1k. Please boost!

You assume correctly.

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

Need the evil low level enemy duck

Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars

George Lucas: Jizz

Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-

Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz

Make way for the fun guy

Oooh I forgot about Yazeba's bed and breakfast - also on my list 🤠

a painting of a dainty-limbed white unicorn with gold metallic hooves, horn and tears

sad little unicorn ☀️🦄☀️
acrylic on wood

cop: drop the gun and don't do anything funny
me (Borat voice): my wife
cop: okay now the gun

FTFY

Get a weird cat!

Not the app I usually see the username "BeardBear" being used

a picture of the twin towers and the statue of liberty with the words " we will never forget " ALT: a picture of the twin towers and the statue of liberty with the words " we will never forget "

No :(

Abigail Shrier: Tucker Carlson is a very bright man. He has the largest conservative podcast in the country, and eight weeks before a presidential election, he is approvingly boosting Nazi apologists. The Occam's Razor explanation? He wants Kamala Harris to win.

That is not the Occam’s razor explanation Abigail

An assailaint pulls up to to men screaming "I'm gonna kill you!." One of the other men pulls down his pants revealing a big eye where his butthole should be. The assailaint says "Oh No! A Giant Eye! That means you're actually bigger than me." The assailant high-tails it, arms up in the air in fright. The eyebutt man's partner says "I will never criticize you for wearing that butt plug again..." The butt plug man looks smug.

Fred Rogers in his famous red sweater, smiling at you because he knows you can be a good neighbor, even when it’s uncomfortable and inconvenient, and especially when it protects others from illness and disability.

If you can wear an n95-type mask in public during a global COVID surge but aren’t, Mister Rogers would be very disappointed in you.

Get free masks from COVID action groups worldwide or donate funds to help others: covidactionmap.org

Be the good neighbor that Mister Rogers knew you could be.

‘I’ve had to become my own doctor’: trans young people on life after the Cass review With puberty blockers now banned in much of the UK, those hoping for gender treatment say they have been forced into difficult decisions

The denial of medical treatment for trans individuals will be looked on with the same disgust as we now do with barbaric homophobic policies of the past which saw the likes of Alan Turing destroyed. That doesn't help the people being harmed by it now.

www.theguardian.com/society/arti...

The fact that teens think it's been a negative influence in their peers' lives could reflect their own experience but could also reflect the fact that there is a *huge panic about teens and smartphones going on.* They might just be reflecting adults' anxieties back to them.