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Surviving!

Sometimes I just come here to see how everyone is doing.

We’re all going to become Soylent Green, aren’t we?

Peggers motto?

Hell yeah I’m in

[first day as vet]
*puts down your spirit animal*

happy thanksgiving from my family to yours

But would you bring me home to meet mom?

If I kinda like you I'll give you a nickname
But if I REALLY like you I'll name a vibrator after you

This is where you post when you don’t want anyone to see you post.

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

If anyone needs help airbrushing out their nipples feel free and send me the before pics.

Remember when “shove it up your ass” was an insult and not a promise?

I don’t understand why PayPal keeps inviting me to things, we’re not friends.

Gonna start a sexy rap parody group, our first song will be “Hits from my Dong”, second will be “Pegulate”.

Not me buying gas station Sherpa lined socks.

for my next trick i will rotate between bsky and X every 45 seconds until my nose starts to bleed

I'm of the age where "Pills" is the sixth food group.

Don’t plate the hayer, gate the hame. Or something, I don’t know sports.

“My, what a powerful butt you have”
-red riding hood when she enters my cabin and smells my farts

I don’t know, my hips may have lied a time or two.

Pulled a cats hairball out of a dogs butthole today.
Not my finest moment.

I jumped off the deep end right into a rabbit hole.