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Collage Artist, Writer, MFA Candidate Assistant Editor for the Nashville Review http://alexhelmintoller.myportfolio.com

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Come collage with me on the 19th!!
Get your tickets at the link below~

11.12.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not all knocker-uppers were men. Mrs Bowers, of Sacriston, County Durham, was a familiar sight with her dog Jack. She got up at 1am each day to wake miners, starting in world war one and continuing for many years (Beamish Museum).

20.10.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 348    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
a stylized 3d render of a large manul sitting on a georgian orthodox church.

a stylized 3d render of a large manul sitting on a georgian orthodox church.

manul

14.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4936    ๐Ÿ” 1321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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One of my favorite Halloween time paintings by Fragonard -- The Magician

13.10.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

!!!

30.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no

28.07.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Child of Omelas? Thatโ€™s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves itโ€™s more likely theyโ€™re inside a computer simulation

05.07.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4693    ๐Ÿ” 1342    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Andrew Cuomo was the US Secretary of Housing and is now running for mayor, where one of the largest agencies they manage is NYC's Housing Authority.

And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.

This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"

24.06.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5636    ๐Ÿ” 1092    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

22.06.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10533    ๐Ÿ” 2128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Thank god thatโ€™s all over with. Now we can move on with our lives

22.06.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 945    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A white mug with the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction logo holds a spray of lavender next to a stack of the eight books shortlisted for this year's prize:
North Continent Ribbon by Ursula Whitcher
Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins
The City in Glass by Nghi Vo
Archangels of Funk by Andrea Hairston
The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy
Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera
The West Passage by Jared Pechaฤek
Blackheart Man by Nalo Hopkinson

A white mug with the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction logo holds a spray of lavender next to a stack of the eight books shortlisted for this year's prize: North Continent Ribbon by Ursula Whitcher Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins The City in Glass by Nghi Vo Archangels of Funk by Andrea Hairston The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera The West Passage by Jared Pechaฤek Blackheart Man by Nalo Hopkinson

We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:

18.06.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3892    ๐Ÿ” 696    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 129

Incredible work

15.06.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 459    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

being able to hear the wheels on the Sherman tanks squeal on account of no one there is some incredible footage. A+ comedy.

14.06.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2564    ๐Ÿ” 669    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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@governorwalz.mn.gov: "The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting."

13.06.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7834    ๐Ÿ” 2147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 167
The fake front page of the Boston Globe from 2016, including headlines that read:

Deportations to begin: President Trump calls for tripling of ice force, riots continue. 

Curfew is extended in multiple cities 

Markets sink as trade war looms

The fake front page of the Boston Globe from 2016, including headlines that read: Deportations to begin: President Trump calls for tripling of ice force, riots continue. Curfew is extended in multiple cities Markets sink as trade war looms

Do people remember that before the election in 2016, the Boston Globe printed a fake front page detailing the absurdist horrors of a Trump administration?

And that the current front pages have normalized what was once unthinkable?

Look at this. Itโ€™s the regular news now.

14.06.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
U.S. Marines detain a person outside the Wilshire Federal Building after Marines were deployed to Los Angeles, as protests against federal immigration sweeps continue, in Los Angeles, California, U.S. June 13, 2025. REUTERS/Aude Guerrucci

U.S. Marines detain a person outside the Wilshire Federal Building after Marines were deployed to Los Angeles, as protests against federal immigration sweeps continue, in Los Angeles, California, U.S. June 13, 2025. REUTERS/Aude Guerrucci

BREAKING: Reuters has published video images of Marines carrying out the first known detention of civilian in Los Angeles

13.06.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1669    ๐Ÿ” 808    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 179

Iโ€™m not telling anyone how to protest but I am saying the optics of the police and marines being violent against protestors decked out in red white and blue waving American flags would be undeniably badโ€ฆ

10.06.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2549    ๐Ÿ” 515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Howโ€™d I predict this? Iโ€™ve studied Project 2025.

Chicago, Philly: our #LosAngeles efforts are your modelโ€”we had zero warning #ICE was coming but rallied to protect our neighbors.

These next citiesโ€™ white residents MUST rise up. P2025 predicts each successive city will resist LESSโ€”do the opposite!

11.06.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600 And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

11.06.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17564    ๐Ÿ” 6128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 256

As I drive down beautiful LAโ€™s dustiest streets, thinking of the hatred aimed at the city, I remember another poem by Pillin, from 1978, in which a grouchy angel changes our speakerโ€™s perspective:

โ€œโ€ฆreality is random and misleading / unless changed in the eyeโ€ฆโ€

09.06.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The First Amendment automatically invalidates the concept of "unlawful assembly." You have the right to assemble in this country anywhere at any time, and the state has no authority to stop you.

08.06.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching

09.06.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27783    ๐Ÿ” 14301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1858    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2124
San Antonio Express-News ยฎ
@ExpressNews
Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

San Antonio Express-News ยฎ @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

01.06.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28474    ๐Ÿ” 6789    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 475    ๐Ÿ“Œ 231
COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes causes of death for all age groups in 2021

COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes causes of death for all age groups in 2021

COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes of death for all age groups in 2021
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...

28.05.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 756    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Holy shit is that realโ€ฆ seems uhโ€ฆbad

26.05.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pleased to announce my summer reading list:

PURGE NIFLER, by Salman Rushdie

A RANK OF ELEPHANTS, by JRR Emily RR Dickinson, Jr.

THE LIEUTENANT JOKE SOCIETY, by Angry Mitch Album

CHAD, by Jonathan Franzen

THE TALE OF THE BOY IN THE LAND WITH THE LAMP FULL OF SAND, by Hilary Mandel

20.05.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1228    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Murderbort

17.05.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fun fact three fighter jets is roughly equivalent to the NEAโ€™s 2024 budget

07.05.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1774    ๐Ÿ” 565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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