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Collage Artist, Writer, MFA Candidate Assistant Editor for the Nashville Review http://alexhelmintoller.myportfolio.com

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28.07.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Child of Omelas? Thatโ€™s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves itโ€™s more likely theyโ€™re inside a computer simulation

05.07.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4747    ๐Ÿ” 1366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done

25.06.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 646    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

Interesting strategy from Colbert to ditch the humor from his Colbert Report days but hang on to the Islamophobia

24.06.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andrew Cuomo was the US Secretary of Housing and is now running for mayor, where one of the largest agencies they manage is NYC's Housing Authority.

And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.

This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"

24.06.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5698    ๐Ÿ” 1101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

22.06.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10586    ๐Ÿ” 2136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Thank god thatโ€™s all over with. Now we can move on with our lives

22.06.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 957    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A white mug with the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction logo holds a spray of lavender next to a stack of the eight books shortlisted for this year's prize:
North Continent Ribbon by Ursula Whitcher
Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins
The City in Glass by Nghi Vo
Archangels of Funk by Andrea Hairston
The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy
Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera
The West Passage by Jared Pechaฤek
Blackheart Man by Nalo Hopkinson

A white mug with the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction logo holds a spray of lavender next to a stack of the eight books shortlisted for this year's prize: North Continent Ribbon by Ursula Whitcher Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins The City in Glass by Nghi Vo Archangels of Funk by Andrea Hairston The Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy Rakesfall by Vajra Chandrasekera The West Passage by Jared Pechaฤek Blackheart Man by Nalo Hopkinson

We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:

18.06.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3843    ๐Ÿ” 682    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

Incredible work

15.06.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 468    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

being able to hear the wheels on the Sherman tanks squeal on account of no one there is some incredible footage. A+ comedy.

14.06.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2591    ๐Ÿ” 677    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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@governorwalz.mn.gov: "The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting."

13.06.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7915    ๐Ÿ” 2173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171
The fake front page of the Boston Globe from 2016, including headlines that read:

Deportations to begin: President Trump calls for tripling of ice force, riots continue. 

Curfew is extended in multiple cities 

Markets sink as trade war looms

The fake front page of the Boston Globe from 2016, including headlines that read: Deportations to begin: President Trump calls for tripling of ice force, riots continue. Curfew is extended in multiple cities Markets sink as trade war looms

Do people remember that before the election in 2016, the Boston Globe printed a fake front page detailing the absurdist horrors of a Trump administration?

And that the current front pages have normalized what was once unthinkable?

Look at this. Itโ€™s the regular news now.

14.06.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
U.S. Marines detain a person outside the Wilshire Federal Building after Marines were deployed to Los Angeles, as protests against federal immigration sweeps continue, in Los Angeles, California, U.S. June 13, 2025. REUTERS/Aude Guerrucci

U.S. Marines detain a person outside the Wilshire Federal Building after Marines were deployed to Los Angeles, as protests against federal immigration sweeps continue, in Los Angeles, California, U.S. June 13, 2025. REUTERS/Aude Guerrucci

BREAKING: Reuters has published video images of Marines carrying out the first known detention of civilian in Los Angeles

13.06.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1695    ๐Ÿ” 826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 181

Iโ€™m not telling anyone how to protest but I am saying the optics of the police and marines being violent against protestors decked out in red white and blue waving American flags would be undeniably badโ€ฆ

10.06.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2583    ๐Ÿ” 527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

Howโ€™d I predict this? Iโ€™ve studied Project 2025.

Chicago, Philly: our #LosAngeles efforts are your modelโ€”we had zero warning #ICE was coming but rallied to protect our neighbors.

These next citiesโ€™ white residents MUST rise up. P2025 predicts each successive city will resist LESSโ€”do the opposite!

11.06.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 274    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600 And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

11.06.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17737    ๐Ÿ” 6190    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 261

As I drive down beautiful LAโ€™s dustiest streets, thinking of the hatred aimed at the city, I remember another poem by Pillin, from 1978, in which a grouchy angel changes our speakerโ€™s perspective:

โ€œโ€ฆreality is random and misleading / unless changed in the eyeโ€ฆโ€

09.06.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The First Amendment automatically invalidates the concept of "unlawful assembly." You have the right to assemble in this country anywhere at any time, and the state has no authority to stop you.

08.06.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching

09.06.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28125    ๐Ÿ” 14508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1903    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2155
San Antonio Express-News ยฎ
@ExpressNews
Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

San Antonio Express-News ยฎ @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

01.06.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28736    ๐Ÿ” 6851    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 482    ๐Ÿ“Œ 234
COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes causes of death for all age groups in 2021

COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes causes of death for all age groups in 2021

COVID-19 was one of the 10 most common causes of death for all age groups in 2021
www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nv...

28.05.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 764    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Holy shit is that realโ€ฆ seems uhโ€ฆbad

26.05.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pleased to announce my summer reading list:

PURGE NIFLER, by Salman Rushdie

A RANK OF ELEPHANTS, by JRR Emily RR Dickinson, Jr.

THE LIEUTENANT JOKE SOCIETY, by Angry Mitch Album

CHAD, by Jonathan Franzen

THE TALE OF THE BOY IN THE LAND WITH THE LAMP FULL OF SAND, by Hilary Mandel

20.05.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1238    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Murderbort

17.05.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fun fact three fighter jets is roughly equivalent to the NEAโ€™s 2024 budget

07.05.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1789    ๐Ÿ” 575    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Caesar's Palace

06.05.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arnold Turboust "Lettres de Krakovie" music video.
Directed by french collective Clavel Gris (Antoine Dahan Giboury, Clรฉment Delaby, Rayan Takhedmit / Gobelins alumnis).
Produced by Les Monstres studio.
Full video >> www.catsuka.com/news/2025-05...

05.05.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 483    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is a swimming sea slug. This type of slug, called a dendronotus nudibranch, can grow nearly a foot long in the Vancouver area where this was filmed. While they're often found on the seafloor, they can also fold their bodies to drift with ocean currents
๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธMarcelo Johan Ogata bit.ly/3a8lVQP

05.05.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2845    ๐Ÿ” 439    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Very bad

05.05.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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