Toby Louis

Bro we need to get more bodacious stat

Beat groal and the first sinner today. About to act like I don't know nobody

For the worse :/

Tummy pain when I don't even deserve it

Me and the homies get soaped up like slippery silly little gooses and the cops can't catch us

Jamie Olliver Petrol Station 😍 CMAT what a diva

When you unsubscribe from emails and they send you an email saying they're sad to see you go

If I make it past fifty-five I'm naming my first heart attack after the woman who clogged my arteries: Culver's Spicy Chicken Sandwich

you must imagine sisyphus meeting his deadlines

King arthur is the root of all evil confirmed

Would putting the sword back in the stone decolonize everybody? Wrapping up the western imperial mythos and whatnot

Illustration of a fox facing right looking forward in a woodland with tall dark trees

Paula Mela, Finnish illustrator known for her fairytale-like works #WomensArt

Why is one minute and thirty seconds such a flawless amount of time to microwave something for

The dookie smell in this grocery store is skraight up ridonkulous. Who's farting in here

Or Misanthrope Manor

Misanthrope Man Cave

If you care about what percentage of the global population is white, you’re a weird freak! That’s a strange thing to be hung up on! Get a hobby!

I'm gonna have to institute a no Silksong rule on work nights, due to my own serious lack of self-control :/

(Staring deep into your eyes) Fuck ya life (biting my bottom lip) Bing Bong

1.7 + 0.8 = 2.5 is not beating the dusty vibe allegations

1.7 + 0.8 = 2.5 is a sinister equation with dusty vibes

Setting out every day to write gay smut in a god-fearing way. The way my grandparents would have wanted 🙏🏼

Shaking ass in a way that defies quantum mechanics (bouncing those up and down quarks) shaking that schrodinger's box etc.

I don't need real drugs. I have two melatonin and start texting everybody in my phone hi

My cheeks are warm today. Am I developing a medical problem or is somebody somewhere thinking gay thoughts about me?

You would be my literal hero

“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Gave myself the old one-two

Accidentally got spooked by my own nudes in my photos, tried to press the hide button, and accidentally pressed slideshow. Now it's a close-up