Mad Cat 🌹

I do like HBO but I will slam that cancel subscription button so hard

Re: Nick Shirley’s big California *expose*

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The guy in the back with the satisfied smile on his face.

Why does his mouth always look like a prolapsed butthole? Not to degrade prolapsed buttholes.

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

What a legend

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

Has she always been the worst?

Rules for thee but not for me

a bald man in a suit and purple shirt is sitting at a table talking to someone . ALT: a bald man in a suit and purple shirt is sitting at a table talking to someone .

So you admit it? The president’s a pedophile.

You can’t give body parts other body parts. What’s next? A nose on a knee? Eye brows on a shoulder?

Let them drink juice!

NYT : US hiring is strong! We’re doing great! 🤡

Hoar frosts are why I’ll never move to a place that doesn’t have winter.

Me: what should we watch tonight?

Partner: lists a bunch of movies from our list

Me: OR we could watch Tombstone

Partner: yes.

Winter tree with spiky flecks of frost on the branches

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

Leaving the obvious racism aside for a second -- Bad Bunny has sold over 100 million albums and just won the Grammy for Best Album of the Year and these chuds are acting like he's an obscure Tuvan throat-singing act or something.

By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.

Remove Your Ring Camera With a Claw Hammer Home and life improvement.

"Others say that this action is destructive. ... What is destructive is the insidious belief that the world outside your front door is to be treated with suspicion; that every passerby is a potential threat; that every neighbor is a potential enemy"

good @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social today

They’re “pro-life” but they don’t care about the lives of women or all the potential this young woman had ahead of her. How very sad.

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

Declined to indict him????

Age verification?

I used to fly Northwest airlines as an unaccompanied minor at age 5. My mom would buckle me on the plane, kiss me goodbye, and deboard.

Post a banger that’s not in English.

This hit in 2006 and it still whips

The right is obsessed with bathrooms because they’re obsessed with bathrooms

@ruthnineke.co

Buying plane tickets stresses me out so GD much. I don’t even want to be on a plane!

CONGRATS TO THE BUNNY