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A rare red Swingline stapler. It formerly belonged to Major General Potter Ash, commander of the United States Army Military Intelligence Center at Fort Huachuca. One day it up and disappeared. Every subsequent stapler Ash’s aides requisitioned likewise disappeared within days. Where did they go? Where does anything go when it disappears? Into the Hollow.

A rare red Swingline stapler. It formerly belonged to Major General Potter Ash, commander of the United States Army Military Intelligence Center at Fort Huachuca. One day it up and disappeared. Every subsequent stapler Ash’s aides requisitioned likewise disappeared within days. Where did they go? Where does anything go when it disappears? Into the Hollow.

STAPLER1.BMF

18.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

But what if it was bendy?

15.08.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes

05.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least they made a slight improvement to the rule establishing a painstaking procedure to go through when the clerk’s rejection makes your filing late!

05.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bossangoa Restaurant; FCRX+5WF, RN 1, Bossangoa, Central African Republic https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.490441400000001%2C17.44978799999999&query_place_id=ChIJaXJa-_63wxARNE5fyzoXi1w

30.07.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 608    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 40

This happened to me once! Four cases on the same day that were all a variation on the same legal issue. The major curveball was that this appellate court (Illinois) changed panels of judges for each argument, so I had to catch up a new judge or two with each argument.

21.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We ate there last week! Beautiful vintage diner.

13.07.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Sidney and Harriet Janis Collection

The Sidney and Harriet Janis Collection

Victor Vasarely, Capella 4B, 1965 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135765

04.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yabba dabba doo.

27.06.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice.

15.06.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Google Streetview of the property with PIN10 1601417044: 908 North Washtenaw Avenue

Google Streetview of the property with PIN10 1601417044: 908 North Washtenaw Avenue

908 North Washtenaw Avenue

15.06.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

#nokings

14.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hands holding a sign at a protest that says, β€œTHE ONLY KING WE CROWN IS ELVIS” under a picture of the King himself.

Hands holding a sign at a protest that says, β€œTHE ONLY KING WE CROWN IS ELVIS” under a picture of the King himself.

Lots of good signs in Evanston this morning.

14.06.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
 An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

An 8 1/2 x 5 1/2β€œ flyer posted on the side of a garage in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. It calls for ICE to be abolished and is designed in the style of contractor flyers. These flyers are a common site in many Chicago neighborhoods and you can see from other flyers in these photos how similar this design looks.

Another flyer has appeared! Someone in Chicago is making protest flyers that mimic the design of handbills that contractors put on people’s garages. Many contractors are undocumented so they will see these. This showed up on my block today. I haven’t had time to see if it has been posted more widely

12.06.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
Color photo of a 1-story retail building clad in white terra cotta under a smokey sky. Large windows at street level. Most of the facade is plain white blocks, with fluted pilasters at the edges. The parapet has slightly more decorated blocks with diamond shapes in the center and blocks at the end with a curve at the corner. A sign by the door says SURGE. On the windows: "Play Time."

Color photo of a 1-story retail building clad in white terra cotta under a smokey sky. Large windows at street level. Most of the facade is plain white blocks, with fluted pilasters at the edges. The parapet has slightly more decorated blocks with diamond shapes in the center and blocks at the end with a curve at the corner. A sign by the door says SURGE. On the windows: "Play Time."

3241 W. Montrose (1949), one of many Jewel grocery stores built after WWII with this design.

06.06.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

What happened? Lol jk.

05.06.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disaster Girl - Wikipedia

And it’s fun to read Wikipedia pages about memes!

05.06.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Google Streetview of the property with PIN10 1601400021: 1143 North California Avenue

Google Streetview of the property with PIN10 1601400021: 1143 North California Avenue

1143 North California Avenue

05.06.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point - Wikipedia

The worst people anyone knows are making some great points today!

05.06.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kristen Schall is a Horse! | Comedy Shuffle | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios Kristen Schall is a Horse! | Comedy Shuffle | BBC Studios

Everything is so stupid, but at least today’s stupid thing made me think of Kristen Schaal is a horse.

05.06.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An excavator on a construction site with the words NOBODY CARES, WORK HARDER written on it.

An excavator on a construction site with the words NOBODY CARES, WORK HARDER written on it.

Saw this rise and grind excavator in Seattle this weekend.

03.06.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another good one: it’s cool to be friends with your siblings!

03.06.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so good.

23.05.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brick cottage with stone quoins, stone window trim, and stone steps and railings. There is a small round turret at the corner of the second floor with a conical roof. The windows on the turret are protected by wooden awnings that are a bit too big and sort of comical. There is a creepy oval shaped window in the side of the concrete/stone? steps that opens on to who-knows-what.  There is also another random oval window in the first floor brick wall. The whole thing screams fairy tale.

Brick cottage with stone quoins, stone window trim, and stone steps and railings. There is a small round turret at the corner of the second floor with a conical roof. The windows on the turret are protected by wooden awnings that are a bit too big and sort of comical. There is a creepy oval shaped window in the side of the concrete/stone? steps that opens on to who-knows-what. There is also another random oval window in the first floor brick wall. The whole thing screams fairy tale.

This is so good. Wood and Haddon, Chicago

19.05.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Gift of William E. Hartmann

Gift of William E. Hartmann

Maquette for "MirΓ³'s Chicago" https://www.artic.edu/artworks/100666/

15.05.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite pieces of public art. This sucks.

14.05.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should keep some things to yourself.

10.05.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A middle aged man stands next to and facing a young man who is wearing a shiny suit and bow tie.

A middle aged man stands next to and facing a young man who is wearing a shiny suit and bow tie.

Elvis with designer Nudie Cohn (1957)
Photo: Micky Moore Collection, Pepperdine University

09.05.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of the Chicago Sun-Times with a picture of the Pope and the headline, β€œDa Pope!”

Cover of the Chicago Sun-Times with a picture of the Pope and the headline, β€œDa Pope!”

I thought I was already tired of Chicago Pope coverage, but this got a laugh.

09.05.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what if it didn’t?

03.05.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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