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@colonelborkmundus.bsky.social

deeply unserious, i cannot stress this enough fil-am. time split b/t mpls and the pnw. will tell you if your piano is haunted. occasionally very computer. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŒˆπŸ§ΆπŸ¦

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friend's kid snuck extra halloween candy into my overcoat pockets last night without me noticing until today πŸ’›

01.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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01.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the whole shebang

01.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

got up for something then sat back down at my little knitting nook and accidentally jabbed myself in the thigh with my 4.5mm sweater needles. can confirm doing so FUCKING HURTS OW and WILL draw blood. bandage i blindly grabbed says "FUN!" on it smdh

30.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Login β€’ Instagram Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

Really been admiring the work a friend and his wife got done by Jessie Zhang (www.instagram.com/jessiethetat...)

27.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m telling my customers and I’ll tell y’all too. Space heater season is here. Never plug one into an extension cord, plug strip or surge protector. If the receptacle you’re plugging into is loose or shows burns, it needs replacing. If the cord gets hot or smells weird, throw it out!

27.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Food shelf map Find the locations of food shelves in Minneapolis on an interactive map.

Here is a link to a map and list of some food shelves in MPLS. If ya got some scratch to spare, donate.
www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...

26.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is it like inside your head?

24.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

congrats!!!!!!'

24.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New bench placed in Longfellow Park between the soccer fields and the playground!

13.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pumpkin Bisque When the weather turns cold, this rich, silky-smooth pumpkin bisque will warm you from the inside out. It's quick and easy to make, and filled with flavor.

SOUP SZN

13.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Mischief toy store card and gift card, with a funky red, orange, purple octopus with a bowler hat. Mischief is located at 818 Grand Avenue, β€œbetween Victoria and Avon in Saint Paul’s Historic Steampunk District.” This envelope is headed to a kid’s birthday party today

Mischief toy store card and gift card, with a funky red, orange, purple octopus with a bowler hat. Mischief is located at 818 Grand Avenue, β€œbetween Victoria and Avon in Saint Paul’s Historic Steampunk District.” This envelope is headed to a kid’s birthday party today

Cool life hack: got kid birthday parties to attend? Buy some @mischieftoy.com gift cards and never stress about presents! Anyone (including tweens and teens) can find something they like there and you support a small business! 😎

11.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Aster Cafe - Minneapolis, MN The Aster Cafe is located under the trees on the prettiest street in Minneapolis. Overlooking the mighty Mississippi river and the skyline of the city, the Aster is a candle-lit restaurant-bar with a ...

I will be holding down the low end (cello/bass) for a show with my friend Liz Camozzi on the 23rd at Aster Cafe. Should be a good and chill evening.

08.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

happy actual sweater-temperature day to everyone in the Twin Cities who celebrate

06.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i need the sabaw to fix me 😭

05.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks, i just miss my mom.

05.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a cat is making Three Stooges noises for the entertainment of the world's least receptive audience

01.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now make it 42069 times

01.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good

01.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

some cism for your tism

01.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

congrats!!

01.10.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remembered to eat food today πŸ‘

01.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monthly reminder that the Earth is melting

01.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i'm so tired dude

01.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mill City Hall: Big Change Ahead for the Park Board, and the BET Has Real Policy Disputes?

It was great to hear the breakdowns of all the various park board races on this episode of Mill City Hall. I definitely enjoyed listening. My only quibble- I’m nonbinary and use they/them pronouns.

millcityhall.com/episodes/202...

30.09.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple jacket is playing a guitar on a stage Alt: Prince playing a guitar. He’s dressed in purple and bathed in purple stage lighting. He looks like he’s probably pretty good at guitar.

Sometimes it hots in October.

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Donate to Support Jason Garcia in the Hospital and After, organized by melody hoffmann Hi, this is Melody, a dear friend of Jason Garcia. On behalf of Jason G… melody hoffmann needs your support for Support Jason Garcia in the Hospital and After

update on jason garcia - they are out of the hospital now and at home, but medical appointments continue, and they will likely require another surgery in 2026. please contribute if you can and share among your networks! we are at 94% to goal!

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ja...

30.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This is legit some of the best news I've heard in...
<stares vacantly into the mists of time>

29.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bottle of deli market yellow mustard

Bottle of deli market yellow mustard

discovered an unused bottle of mustard that has a best by date of 10 years ago??????? why, why is this in my closet

26.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's been like 15 years since a fandom friend sent this to me. i kept misplacing it and still haven't watched it after all this time lmao

26.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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