Stupid

Autobiographic asphyxiation

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Starmer's Labour very literally told the lefties to leave and called it 'shaking off fleas' but now Oh Noooooooooo lmao

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

You're right Jon, you got me. I've been spending too much time with the wife and kids and got caught off guard. Going forward, however, I'll be sure to devote much more time to these "Footballers"!

No wonder they say they need tanks, that's the only thing with enough power to move them

poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase

The left: always correct—uncomfortably early for everyone else

Everyone else: “now that we agree with the left, the left needs to compromise to accommodate us”

In a way, we kind of are. Battle for who can get the most of their fans to Tmobile park lol

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own.

Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

Left in America can't even form a proper mob ffs worst he got was an eye cut?

I don't like him but it feels like he's leaning into his reputation here

Normie sheep: Shohei Ohtani is good at baseball

Me, a free thinker:

one thing about "big" right wing accounts joining over here is that it quickly becomes apparent they have no idea how to function online without a built in army of incel followers they can sic on people to harass

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

"Picklery" taking over top spot for most cursed word in my vocabulary

The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

May I humbly request that Logan stop locating 88 middle middle

History of the Mariners/Falcons/Vikings>>>>> but this probably is right there after it next to Dave Stieb in my book

Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us” The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."

The Saudis didn’t pay big money for famous American comedians because they were super eager for comedy, they paid for PR like this.

okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well

The wounded knee thing is really Trumpism distilled to its essence. It’s not enough to be able crush people who can’t fully defend themselves, it’s not enough to actually crush them, you also have to love and admire those who do the crushing otherwise the Trumpists’ delicate feelings are injured

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Universe where the rapture actually happened but no one in the west got raptured so it didn't make the news

I think second time through the lineup, those loopy breaking balls in the center of the plate are getting punished

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.