Stupid

Cuz its awesome

Retail workers and cops should switch jobs. Average retail worker has 100x thicker skin than this and at minimum they wouldn't institute a fascist police state bc of a sandwich

I agree more women should be redirected to the minors, but all players gotta show they can do it in the minors first

Women have played in the minor leagues

Who is stopping women from playing?

I live in a liberal area and work mostly with women and everyone carries a pocketknife to work. The women especially usually carry pepper spray as well. Makes no sense to be walking/taking the bus/biking/scootering without some protection

Woman carrying knife: obviously they need to feel safe, female empowerment!

Man carrying knife: WHAT R U GONNA DO OPEN A PACKAGE????!???!!!!!1 LMAOOOOOO

You think knives cost how much???? You can easily get a pocketknife for $10 as well

I want that shirt

Thank god he kept signing so many tortillas. People told him he was crazy but he had the vision to see what others could not.

This is how I learn

Truest test of if your morals are backwards is if you hate lawyers more than you hate cops

Don't give a fuck if it hurts "the cause" or whatever bc I'm only interested in the truth

A majority of fathers, especially the brown ones, would've faced at minimum a days-long interrogation from a detective had they said half the things about their daughter that Trump said about Ivanka

BE the character

And then immediately got shutout swept themselves lol

Runner should've been paying attention to the base coach. Doesn't matter if he's near the bag or up the line a little. He's clearly signalling a slide, 100% on the runner

Bro we literally get the view that has the third base coach telling him to slide??

Why they even employ base coaches is beyond me

Lol this has the same vibes as the people defending Nickelback. If you enjoy it, good for you I guess

If they had to be rehabilitated, as Jon is implying, its because of that album

Its still shit

Always that one person that defends minutes to midnight 🤷‍♂️

I would say he has some very good songs and some...uh...well let's just say some not-so-good songs. Middle of the Night and For the Longest Time are jams but if Uptown Girl or We Didn't Start the Fire come on I just pray I have a barf bag handy

Linkin Park fell off the map after their first 2 albums but people never stopped liking those albums

Its not fair to anyone. A handful of wrinkled nutsacks are allowed to write a blank check while gutting the company.

Musk is both

all I'm saying is being a pickme simp for a gamer girl who wears cat ears and talks like an anime character while playing Among Us is still way more respectable than saying 'it's trendy to hate billionaires but not me, I'm built different'

Must suck being a fly

The experiment is complete. Bluesky has officially become the first humorless social media app. Congratulations everyone, it was a brutal, soulless slog but we have finally completed our goal of forever doing away with jokes in all forms.

Would have to drive it pretty slow so the skyscrapers don't fall over though