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yes i hate Allen for getting more attention/money than Burrow.. but i also inexplicably root for the dolphins/always bet a chunk of my fantasy on them (Achane is blessed & Waddle is an actual penguin-human hybrid)

watching the bills get slapped around by the dolphins is one of my favorite things witnessed all season. the Hard Knocks Curse strikes again!

i don't brag about my dinnerware enough.

you see, i take a long time to buy things. 2-3 months of my life spent researching & shopping, w/ some procrastination factored in.
it's called perfectionism, jessica.
and it's crippling!

after all is said and done, the cheese stands alone.

♪ THE BEAVER MOON
WILL GNAW TOO SOON

we ALSO also have the following bands separated in a featured space because they're our favs, and there are simply too many of them for the crates: Animal Collective, Brights Eyes, Pearl Jam, and Radiohead

alphabetically, but treating solo works like band names. for instance, Fiona Apple is under F. this is my partner's doing and we respect each other's 'tisms.

we also separate jazz/world music/etc, because i worked in a "record store" once (music department @ Borders) and this is the way.

making goodie bags.. do i stick the children with the harry potter "butter beer" (shut up it's caramel) hershey kisses i bought awhile back? do i hate them as much as the gov't does?

can we just pretend that was tommy lee jones?

♪ here come the Men in Black [clap clap]

no no it's better, much better. in this house we stan thicc-thighed beasts

i hate being a bengals fan so much lol

adam archuleta just used "aura farming" to describe joe flacco. not wrong, just 💀

fun grape fact: only the ones grown in CA are truly "autumn" for us: they're only available aug-oct. after that they're imported from chile & peru until may. you shant find these anywhere in summer

don't step to me with any other type of grape but autumn crisp rn!

"the jc penny halftime show" wait is the nfl singlehandedly keeping jc penny on life support? for why?

tire fire at the chick-fil-a

local_radio_106.9

said mid-90s alt rock bops:

YouTube video by zorelis diaz Adventures of Pete and Pete, The S2E05 Halloweenie

listened to a buncha mid-90s alt rock bops on a perfect autumn afternoon, which triggered a need for the Pete & Pete halloween episode 🎃
the series still isn't streaming (ugh), but this fuzzy rip has good sound

oh dang that's a pretty vinyl

YouTube video by Equal Vision Records Saves The Day "Third Engine"

"♪ TRYYYANG TO TOUCH YOUR KNEEEEEEEEEES" looping in my head for 48hrs (it's my fault for having a small STD binge because hormonal)

utopian? this is an everyday high school marching band situation

why do we play baseball with canada anyway? dorks

oh no c'mon sea bois :(

espn wants a punch in the face, huh?
i lost by ONE POINT bc of the eagles D.
i will be taking this as personally as i please

thought i was freezing bc i was getting sick or something.. turns out it's 64 degrees inside. Happy Heater Day!

always surprised when our soft black void puts up with football yelling..
like when they just iced mcFIERCEson as he made history w/ a 67-yarder

didn't move an inch

Great Last Names of the NFL continue to amaze: there's a receiver on the pats with the last name Boutte..

..it's pronounced BOOTY.

nothing is real

there have never been so many groups of people wielding exposure on which to hate! thnx internet

FUCKYEAHBOATDUDES DOT TUMBLR DOT COM

how many calories does anxiously rocking in a layZboi burn? asking for a friend

see, this is why i don't invest in baseball. i can't imagine being these people, edging bonkers for infinity