Friend, what you are looking for is called 'Dyson Sphere Program'. Enjoy!!

ngl it must feel absolutely wonderful

It may be 7am, but I was sitting here thinking I'd love to drink a Strawberry Alleycat

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Pritzker's brother is all over the Epstein files, and we'll never have a president who calls himself "Andy"

Can a computer grimace and say 'hey, it's almost friday!' on a busy wednesday afternoon? Yeah, I don't think so

i just cant imagine having such a soulless and empty life that you fall in love with a chatbot that talks like joss wheadon got a job doing HR

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Every Democrat consulting agency currently learning the wrong lesson about likability metrics and drafting an all new snake-based kitchen-table-issues branded campaign

I hope you are now ready for them to send you marketing emails every 30 minutes until the heat death of the universe

And dinner at 4:45pm sharp every day!!

I've stone cold hated this dude since the TSLAQ halcyon days, but I honestly never expected this. What a creepy loser.

One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other

Someone commented yesterday how we couldn't handle Afghanistan in 2 decades, what makes them think they can handle our entire country.

It stuck with me

It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.

I don't think it's good for my mental health to watch these things, but also I feel this overwhelming need to bear witness

I genuinely think leaded gasoline poisoning plays a huge part in this for that generation

assuming clot, stroke, infection, etc. are ruled out, how's your blood pressure?

I think that points to the true diagnosis: Woke Mind Virus

that's a joke, my condolences on your current condition, of course

Scott Adams disease, wasn't he unable to speak at some point?

Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

God I wish that were me

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

It's so hard to read this stuff now when Fred himself was instrumental in perpetuating obvious lies for years and years

The chocobos can wear hats now!!!!

Buckle up, we're doing a vibes-based occupation