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Brian Engard

@zelgadas.bsky.social

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47 Followers  |  20 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  1.8861

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Thanks! I'm proud of how far I've come. My early stuff was a lot rougher. But the trick is building momentum. There's a point you get to where you start seeing visible progress, and you're hungry for more. I watched a lot of YouTube videos about art techniques.

27.01.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was exactly the same. Writer, not artist. Can't draw.

I started around the beginning of the pandemic, in a "learn to draw" app. Messed around, my wife encouraged me, messed around some more. Saw progress, kept at it.

Here's one of my latest. You can do the thing.

27.01.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey y'all, if you like Indiana Jones and video games, that new Indiana Jones video game is a real hoot.

09.01.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.

05.01.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19994    πŸ” 7176    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 260

Yup

03.01.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just ran 5yo through a No Thank You, Evil! session for the first time and he loved it. Immediate wanted to play again. I think I started something.

03.01.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honorable mention to the first Resident Evil game.

31.12.2024 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three-way tie between The Longest Journey, Thief 2, and Deus Ex.

31.12.2024 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen some of us don't care about rank

31.12.2024 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad I saw it, but feel no need to see it again. Contrast that with The Witch, which I've seen like four times and will probably watch again.

31.12.2024 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Nosferatu and liked it, but didn't love it. Vibes were impeccable, cinematography felt deliberately disorienting and unsettling. Performances were great, set, costumes all on point. But it felt long, and I'm not sold on the ending. Left me unsatisfied and a little irked.

31.12.2024 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, the number of times I've picked up a weird little indie game and thought, "Wow, how did they manage to make a game specifically for me?" is just staggering.

27.12.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime someone says "It's just business," I finish, "For you. It's just business for you."

07.12.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Ybarra calling Marvel Rivals a copy of Overwatch is hilarious. I guess he forgot about TF2.

05.12.2024 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm regretting a lot about our Supreme Court and government, does that matter?

04.12.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kavanaugh obsessed over trans people "regretting" their decision to transition and that being a state interest.

Setting aside the fact that the rate of "regret" is very low, it's not the state's job to protect people from regret.

This is an argument for the ultimate nanny-state.

04.12.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1113    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 73

Went and saw Wicked last night, which was excellent. Loved it.

Trailer for the Snow White remake played beforehand and... oh boy. I think we've got the makings of another Cats-level horror show on our hands.

04.12.2024 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need to get back to it.

02.12.2024 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny story, I'm in a Clue: The Movie Storium game where I'm basing my character heavily on Sam Rockwell's Justin Hammer.

02.12.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was joking, but now I want this movie.

02.12.2024 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that, swordomancer. And not, like, enchanting a sword and fighting with it. Hurl Sword. Cone of Swords. Swordball. Cloud of Swords. Wall of Swords. Bigby's Giant Fucking Hand (with sword).

02.12.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RDJ as every character.

02.12.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would probably do more art if I could just fully embrace this mindset

02.12.2024 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My answer to all of these is "fuck"

21.11.2024 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite thing about the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson thing is that he thinks he gets to brag he beat Tyson now, and the rest of the internet has made him into a meme. What a ding dong.

21.11.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats lost while doing everything the left was begging them not to do, and now most of them have concluded that this means that it was a mistake to listen to the people they ignored and to run the campaign they didn't run, and must now pivot to doing more of exactly what they did when they lost.

17.11.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4070    πŸ” 1076    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 67

Keep seeing headlines about how Republicans and lobbyists are "stunned" about Trump's picks and... why? He told you who he was. He told you what he would do. If you didn't believe him, that's on you.

16.11.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't started Season 2 yet, but Season 1 really came out of nowhere for me. I was like, "Eh, I'll try it" and it immediately became my favorite thing on Netflix.

15.11.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Following millions of pre-registrations, cozy open-world game Infinity Nikki finally reveals its release date - and it's coming soon December can't come quickly enough

Unironically so excited about this. I've got a strong fondness for dress-up games in general and the Nikki series specifically. Adding open world shenanigans is a perfect circle Venn diagram for me.

www.gamesradar.com/games/open-w...

15.11.2024 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when I saw the news about the Onion buying Infowars:

14.11.2024 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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