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@hatchback.bsky.social

Pluviophile, CPAP evangelist, pizza enthusiast, frustrated napper. I enjoy looking at bicycles. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed.

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Latest posts by hatchback.bsky.social on Bluesky

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

10.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25721    πŸ” 6398    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 211

Please primary @schumer.senate.gov. He is a waste of air.

10.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

16.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15277    πŸ” 5423    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 104
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a group of cartoon characters with one saying i 've done stuff and the stuff i am proud of is disgusting Alt: A group of cartoon characters from The Simpsons, with Moe Syzslak, to whom Andrew Cuomo bears a striking resemblance, says, β€œI've done stuff I ain’t proud of. And the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.”
16.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As if you’re up to the task of doing anything about it. You’re a feckless little do-nothing dork, Hakeem.

09.09.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He ruined the Kennedy name. In 2025, he's the most prominent Kennedy, and the name is now dogshit

05.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Major media once thought a Trump dictatorship was impossible, so they didn't warn the public about it.
Major media now see the dictatorship arriving, so they're afraid to warn the public about it.

25.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1101    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 19

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

18.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11019    πŸ” 2992    πŸ’¬ 420    πŸ“Œ 854
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#ReleaseTheCuomoList

12.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35011    πŸ” 8901    πŸ’¬ 1072    πŸ“Œ 2155

That was Andrew’s work early in his career, proving your point perfectly!

07.08.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m too young/moved to NYC too late to have any memory of/experience with Mario Cuomo, but judging by his sons, I’d have to assume he was a real POS too. And if he wasn’t, they’ve essentially ruined his legacy and their family name.

07.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still the greatest takedown of men who complain about women's voices on podcasts/radio (written by Katie Mingle of 99% Invisible)

23.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1350    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

When will you be joining your colleague in endorsing Mamdani, @meng.house.gov ?

11.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

09.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20198    πŸ” 3794    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 112

the singular message of this ad is "zohran loves new york city" and it is incredibly effective

08.07.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20538    πŸ” 2657    πŸ’¬ 368    πŸ“Œ 125
Get your war on 1 #1

A three panel comic showing a white clipart business man having a phone conversation with a Black clipart businessman sitting at a computer. 
Panel 1: White man says "Oh yeah! Operation Enduring Freedom is in the house"
Panel 2: Black man says "Oh yeah! Operation Enduring Our Freedom is in the motherfucking house!
Panel 3: White man says "Yes! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom to Bomb the Living Fuck Out of You is in the house!!!

Get your war on 1 #1 A three panel comic showing a white clipart business man having a phone conversation with a Black clipart businessman sitting at a computer. Panel 1: White man says "Oh yeah! Operation Enduring Freedom is in the house" Panel 2: Black man says "Oh yeah! Operation Enduring Our Freedom is in the motherfucking house! Panel 3: White man says "Yes! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom to Bomb the Living Fuck Out of You is in the house!!!

There is actually a very accurate historical document of the post-9/11 vibes.

A clipart comic called Get Your War On.

Click on through:
www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...

19.06.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2666    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 274
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Far-Right β€˜Appeal to Heaven’ Flag Seen at Jan. 6 Riot Flown Above Government Agency in DC The "Appeal To Heaven" flag, a popular symbol for Christian nationalists that was waved by January 6 rioters, was raised over the Small Business Administration headquarters last week.

SCOOP: The "Appeal To Heaven" flag, a popular symbol for Christian nationalists that was waved by January 6 rioters, was raised over the Small Business Administration headquarters last week.

17.06.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6327    πŸ” 3421    πŸ’¬ 619    πŸ“Œ 719

I second this as someone who has loves living in cities.

But even if you have no personal tie to big cities, please recognize that valorizing small town/rural Americans over cities is a key element of fascist ideology.

The volk of the land vs the foreign, rootless city types. It’s a BAD trope.

09.06.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Today is a good day for everyone to learn about ADS-B Exchange (which includes aircraft that you won’t see on FlightAware:

globe.adsbexchange.com

09.06.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

For a little context here: Christ Church put forward a zoning request to open a shelter for unhoused people - I think it was like 12 beds. The local government of Toms River is responding by trying to eminent domain the church and turn it into a pickleball court

14.05.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

I love that the Pulitzer site is straight up like "Yeah, she won because she's so fearless that she quit her job over censorship," and WaPo is still like "Look! We won!" and just acting oblivious to how this makes them look.

05.05.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2789    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 13
A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

β€œTake and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

04.05.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12721    πŸ” 1669    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 122

props to the photo editor

22.04.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Columbia Canceled My Course on Race and Media. I'm Going to Teach It Anyway. This is not a time for media literacy or historical knowledge to be held hostage by institutions bending the knee to authoritarianism.

Latest podcast is out: Get in everyone, we are going to Resistance Summer School!

Thank you to everyone who indicated they would like to take my course on Race, Media and International Affairs 101.

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21.04.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5417    πŸ” 1731    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 96

Tbh idk. I’m sure Suprema’s are good. They’re overall excellent on everything else

21.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"These are kids who will never pay taxes," Kennedy declared. "They'll never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted. We have to recognize we are doing this to our children."

"These are kids who will never pay taxes," Kennedy declared. "They'll never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted. We have to recognize we are doing this to our children."

I honestly can’t stop thinking about this RFK speech. A lot of the outrage around it is focused on pointing out that it’s not true.

But so fucking what if it was? Do people whose bodies don’t work not deserve to exist in society? If all these things were true for a person are they less worthy?

17.04.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1547    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 38

Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been sitting in a Salvadoran prison for over a month because the Trump Admin made a mistake.

Now, the Admin is defying SCOTUS & refusing to bring him back.

If we allow Trump to violate Kilmar's rights, none of our rights are safe.

Kilmar is all of us.

15.04.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4214    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 38

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