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Latest posts by goatgodrules.bsky.social on Bluesky

Take me down to Diarrhea City,
where the grass is green and everyone has diarrhea.

02.06.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Libertarians are just guys who hate age of consent laws and raising their children.

18.03.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reverse Home Alone?: My mom just hit my daughter in the head with a cookie sheet.

24.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pajamas Harvey

13.12.2024 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck their nepotistic regime!

10.12.2024 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Joe Biden presidency is basically what happens between every Star Wars when the cameras are off.

02.12.2024 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words

02.12.2024 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa-oa-oa
Let's hear it for My GoatGod!

01.12.2024 04:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that those are goat feet, and not just really really gross human feet.

01.12.2024 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A robot drew this for Him!

01.12.2024 04:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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