Taylor Sheridan ass LLM
20.02.2026 05:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@reedonly.bsky.social
Boston. Dad. Ex-teacher. YIMBY and urban biking liker. Midlevel software engineer. Middle aged. Midwit.
Taylor Sheridan ass LLM
20.02.2026 05:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know the government jobs joke is hacky
20.02.2026 05:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Gemini nailed that the light in my eyes went out years ago but it didn't get the school I went to right. Gotta double check these things
20.02.2026 05:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lol
20.02.2026 05:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Honestly, these things are getting pretty good
20.02.2026 05:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0(to the tune of โBrimful of Ashaโ):
โWizard School #10 (forty-five)โ
I got a lot done! Still getting piped though
20.02.2026 00:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Claude CLI is pretty useful for introspecting your commit histories when you have to update your resume
20.02.2026 00:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0THEY HAD THE โNO TAKE ONLY THROWโ DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO
18.02.2026 21:20 โ ๐ 2281 ๐ 605 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 8Not exactly cancelled. Here is a statue of him in the character's hometown of Milwaukee.
19.02.2026 21:25 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual
19.02.2026 20:29 โ ๐ 4093 ๐ 308 ๐ฌ 90 ๐ 45must open your can before the worm pressure gets too intense
19.02.2026 19:51 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Goofy 3D face. Text: Are you being good? โข Giving of your time and powers. โข Downloading only pious implements. โข Lingering on charitable notions. โข Ingesting meatful ideas. โข Breathing uncanny particles. โข Telling the devil to scrub hell's tub. (and mow hellโs lawn while heโs at it)
18.09.2025 10:33 โ ๐ 431 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Was there a congressional appropriation for this, or are we at the stage of openly robbing the treasury without any pretext at all?
19.02.2026 18:31 โ ๐ 217 ๐ 75 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0man ๐คทโโ๏ธ
19.02.2026 17:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Swore aloud reading this
19.02.2026 17:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โDamn James Bond should have hoopedโ
19.02.2026 16:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe this is short guy resentment but James Bond should not 6โ5โ. heโs already using his real name how is he is supposed to blend in being the tallest guy in any room
19.02.2026 16:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ross Douthat has said Obama should declare that Facebook taking down COVID misinfo in 2020 was bad so I think maybe it is more about conservative pundits being in the same group chat
19.02.2026 16:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not often I get to post this
19.02.2026 15:43 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0on fifth draft of reply to my downstairs neighbors to say โactually i canโt stop a seven year old and a two year old from running and jumping sometimesโ
19.02.2026 14:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We are all down-batten
19.02.2026 13:32 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mistakes were made
19.02.2026 13:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When the people you voted for make you look at the kids they're putting in concentration camps
19.02.2026 11:25 โ ๐ 132 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
19.02.2026 05:31 โ ๐ 9525 ๐ 2407 ๐ฌ 106 ๐ 33Where are the tech CEO fathers?
19.02.2026 12:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wish tech CEOs would put on a proper shirt and also stop being cartoonishly evil
19.02.2026 12:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I know I am agreeing with you
19.02.2026 12:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I could do 22 minutes by the end of cross country season
19.02.2026 11:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0CEO Quentin Tarantino
19.02.2026 11:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0