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Sonic Adventure 2 is a Greek Tragedy (like, literally)
YouTube video by PsyKoD Sonic Adventure 2 is a Greek Tragedy (like, literally)

this was actually super good. go check it out and give them some subs (they've got less than 400!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLS1...

18.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Email monitor notifications about downtime for a website due to CloudFlare.

Email monitor notifications about downtime for a website due to CloudFlare.

no yeah youโ€™re good. i have the receipts to prove it!

18.11.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a girl in a space suit Alt: [laughing] "I am a genius...oh no!"
18.11.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

once again posting has saved the day

18.11.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ooh fun cloudflare is out and has knocked out a bunch of sites including both my own and my work's :D

18.11.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the actors playing link and zelda look too much like they both know what a labubu is

18.11.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you missed a trick not waiting until 11:11 to post this smh my head

18.11.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
YouTube thumbnail with an image of Oedipus Rex and Jocasta on the left, and Shadow the Hedgehog on the right. Captioned "Literally The Same", implying Shadow the Hedgehog is Oedipus Rex, and Maria Robotnik is Jocasta. Video title is "Sonic Adventure 2 is a Greek Tragedy (like, literally)".

YouTube thumbnail with an image of Oedipus Rex and Jocasta on the left, and Shadow the Hedgehog on the right. Captioned "Literally The Same", implying Shadow the Hedgehog is Oedipus Rex, and Maria Robotnik is Jocasta. Video title is "Sonic Adventure 2 is a Greek Tragedy (like, literally)".

you wish you had my youtube algorithm

18.11.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've never seen "/hj" (which is, allegedly, "half-joking") used in a way i've felt comfortable with.

17.11.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ? Alt: a hobbit says โ€œweโ€™ve had one, yes. but what about second breakfast?โ€

i think puppies are hobbits

17.11.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œthe computer will automatically restart very soonโ€ and other fantastic tales from apple

17.11.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and give them the satisfaction? nah i think iโ€™m just sitting out of games until the industry grows tf up

16.11.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m gonna pick up a book

16.11.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these were taken in glasgow when we first met him earlier today. he just took to me immediately and fell asleep. even though we were already set on him itโ€™s pretty clear he was set on us ๐Ÿฅน

15.11.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Border Collie & French Bulldog mix male puppy curled up in a blanket on a personโ€™s lap, legs all jumbled together.

A Border Collie & French Bulldog mix male puppy curled up in a blanket on a personโ€™s lap, legs all jumbled together.

A man hugging a very sleepy puppy who has buried its head in his arms as the man smiles down on them.

A man hugging a very sleepy puppy who has buried its head in his arms as the man smiles down on them.

A Border Collie & French Bulldog mix male licking his nose while curled up on a personโ€™s lap.

A Border Collie & French Bulldog mix male licking his nose while curled up on a personโ€™s lap.

A Border Collie & French Bulldog mix male puppy fast asleep on a manโ€™s chest.

A Border Collie & French Bulldog mix male puppy fast asleep on a manโ€™s chest.

we added our twelfth baby to the house today; weโ€™re up to five guinea pigs, four rats, two rabbits, and now Trico. border collie & french bulldog mix; total happy accident.

he was rejected and hurt by his mum as a puppy and bullied by his littermates. only felt right we should give him a good home.

15.11.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

15.11.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12891    ๐Ÿ” 8447    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88
vinesauce joel reacts to bill clinton (real)
YouTube video by memage. vinesauce joel reacts to bill clinton (real)

my entire feed all day youtu.be/0bOHr0IZ-5g?...

15.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone told me that it was โ€œdismissed from court without costsโ€ but i donโ€™t particularly understand how you can settle without paying out anything.

plus they still have to pay lawyers.

15.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

def put de lodi in der metroid

14.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

alt realities where superego software made millions with their hit platformer bloom

14.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one fun side effect of kids only ever having digital downloads is that you buy them a ยฃ60 game with a disc and they hold it like a biscuit

14.11.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜The Owl Houseโ€™ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

โ€œUnsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I donโ€™t care. Fuck gen AI.โ€

14.11.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18937    ๐Ÿ” 8009    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 141    ๐Ÿ“Œ 318

Don't fall for it, parent company basically wants to use this platform as a fresh content mill to train AI models, which is why it's explicitly "Anti-AI"

14.11.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 450    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
THE FUTURE
[Eliksni text spelling THE FUTURE in their glyphs]

THE FUTURE [Eliksni text spelling THE FUTURE in their glyphs]

i spy secret #eliksni message

13.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i may be a broken clock but iโ€™m also time blind so as far as iโ€™m concerned iโ€™m always right

13.11.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

steam machine game console looks so good.

nothing to do with the specs, i couldnโ€™t give less of a shit, but being able to pop it in a backpack? itโ€™s so small and portable!

*and* itโ€™s just a prebuilt PC?

just afraid of how expensive itโ€™ll be.

13.11.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

right but thatโ€™s what i mean. human nature is inherently good in general *because* we look after animals.

12.11.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

might start posting like iโ€™m in the middle of a conversation

12.11.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

09.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5801    ๐Ÿ” 1319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 285

whatโ€™s even the point in cloud saves if you canโ€™t use different devices?

12.11.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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