Springboob Squirepin

Bible (B52 Translation):

Don't you know your body is a funky little shack?

just workshopping some french language jokes dont mind me

french dave chappelle: women do/make shopping

got told i look like "grease" today hoping they meant the musical and not the substance

keeping twitter and skitter both open at the same time and toggling between them like some fucked up video game

crying at this

does this website have drafts or am i just required to post every thought i have on it immediately

falling asleep with my almost wife to a man reading a textbook about soil

seeking advice: getting hot while getting old. how do i do it. trying not to look like a melted white person in 8 years

lowkey still trying to figure out how to operate this website

In other words: Tesla design probably just killed a heiress to a billion dollar international shipping empire whose brother-in-law is the Senate minority leader.

A picture of a spherical bird with a rainbow parachute labelled "The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects"

thinking abt crimeposting (posting about my crimes)

i love octopath traveler it is one of the best games from the last five years

actual psychosis

im screaming bc i live here and there is literally a costco RIGHT next to that persons house like maybe 5 min down the street

i like when people call not-twitter xitter bc it feels like nonbinary twitter

guess ill just be sobbing and weeping with tenderness maybe

watching queer eye i guess ill just weep i guess

ok so im not voting for biden again and im not voting for any republican candidates so what are my options at this point lmfao

just learning the chicago rat hole is actually a chicago trans ratgirl hole. we love and support her

this is so so cool, thank you for sharing. that movie was really a labor of love, it has stood the test of time

a giant baby carrot. it’s like if three baby carrots were all smushed together to make one fat chode carrot

look at this big ass baby carrot. its giving giant baby. its giving parent carrot. chode ass carrot.

tbh i do this a lot. i think its bc my job is so people-centric that i need time in a sort of liminal space where i dont have to speak to anyone. once i get home, i have to start doing stuff, chores, cleaning, online school. when i’m sitting in my car for a while i dont have to do any of that

had to close the door on my cat bc he wouldnt stop licking a bag

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