a painting in which a staff-wielding antlered traveler wizard maybe addresses a distant hulking edifice with blue glowing eyes who is giving a thumbs-up
yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool by Tomislav Jagnjic
06.11.2025 02:23 β π 519 π 104 π¬ 2 π 5
Christ these two
13.10.2025 07:47 β π 1229 π 78 π¬ 15 π 0
yeah that was a coproduction w Paramount: the coproductions with A24 (H2L, the Denzel Macbeth, Coda) donβt get AMCs, itβs very dumb. But we got H2L at Regal and Alamo and Landmark and my indie.
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yeah Apple doesnβt do AMCs so itβs screening at all the other theaters in DC, I had to buy a ticket
17.08.2025 14:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ok i saw Weapons and like⦠i refuse to believe this many explainer articles were actually necessary
16.08.2025 21:57 β π 42 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
not even in Chicago??? that is wild!
17.08.2025 06:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thanks, but you could've pushed for DC statehood at any time.
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NYT: Zohran Mamdani took a renaissance counterpoint class during his days as an undergrad. But now, former fellow students are coming forward to say that he routinely employed parallel fifths in his first species exercises AND used inappropriate intervals at final cadences. We analyzed
10.07.2025 02:30 β π 105 π 13 π¬ 4 π 1
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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dkc funky kong, looking unconcerned
dk64 funky kong, looking ready to concealed carry and racially profile
dkc funky kong is a leftist. dk64 funky kong was absolutely at january 6
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we carl the world we are the yoda
12.01.2025 19:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
This yearβs crop of Oscar movies are an interesting and accomplished bunch, but there is, frankly, a shameful dearth of movies that tell it like a woman.
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All Santa songs are like:
Heβs got a peppermint ass
And big huge pants
Big beard as long as a tree
So put a slice of plump cake
Upon a plate
And leave it for the guy to see
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This has happened to most women, if your friends arenβt telling you about it ask yourself why they donβt trust you
08.03.2024 17:38 β π 774 π 172 π¬ 31 π 11
going to become the Bad Boy of Bluesky
10.07.2023 20:59 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
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