Owls

"She doth not even go heere!"
#MeanGirlsDay

University of Pittsburgh launches world's first center to study horror genre The University of Pittsburgh is doubling down on its longstanding commitment to studying the horror genre with the launch of its new Horror Studies Center.

A litel bit of goode newes for the humanityes
www.wesa.fm/arts-culture...

This one made me laugh the hardest

Dear @apnews.com

The republicans control congress. Democrats did not vote down anything. If the GOP wanted to fund the government, they could have changed the rules to pass a CR with a simple majority like they did 11 days ago to approve 48 trump appointees at once.

Fix your headline.

Say, has our general met the enemy?

I just miss them so much 😭
#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDfanart

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

[strangers in goat masks dance around a bonfire as I’m being tied to a wooden stake] It's getting pretty late, I should probably head out

New drinking game.

Whenever you think about OFMD you have to take a sip of water.

Worked for me too.

HWORK! *yeet*

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

i think about this tweet every single day

"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously"

No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

‘These People Can’t Stand What London Represents… It Makes a Mockery of their Entire Worldview’ Sadiq Khan, the Labour Mayor of London, addresses the increasing number of claims by those in the media and politics of the capital city’s apparent decline

Much like in the US, in the UK it's fashionable (especially in the conservative media) to dump on cities, specifically London. Crime-ridden, declining, etc. etc. All the same shit they say about NYC or DC.

Here's Sadiq Khan, mayor of London, saying "fuck off, cities rule."

I have so many feelings about this, but yeah 🤝

Kim Davis has a republican Ratatouille in her hair telling her what to do. She calls it God

Counterpoint: There is has never been a more urgent time to write a book. Technofascism is, among other things, an attempt to capture and enclose literature and literacy. Print is a rent strike.

Swede Bonnet

Broke: Stede Bonnet
Bespoke: Swede Bonnet

We’re gonna have to stop eating those Irish babies

"Trans people existing does literally nothing negative to your lives you crybaby wimps.
Your life is getting harder and costlier because of the oligarchs, not trans people"

Sticker spotted in Koreatown, Los Angeles, CA

nobody wants to work anymore

do these dummies who think we need to “fight fascism” first and then do trans rights later think that literal state control of what people can do with their bodies is … not fascism

The f*&%ing library.

My vote is for trying it! Worst case is it’s not fun and you nope out afterwards

Don't make me reach for my Katuna.

Getting your devil worship instructions from ChatGPT:
- pathetic
- wastes water
- gives money to the worst people in the world

Getting your devil worship instructions from a local witch:
- cool
- edgy
- learn the names of all the local toads

- 1 jumper at a time
- No somersaults

Yeah. This is how you do it.

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