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Episode 1 just blew me away! I was thrilled to see the opening scene set at the VLA in NM which was only 30 miles from where I grew up!

08.11.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i wanna see this through just for the thrill of meeting in a wendy's parking lot to exchange one (1) dollar for one (1) rubber spider

05.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am 100% here for back alley, low $, arachnid related content!
๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ•ท

05.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like a FAIL Salon!!!

05.11.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh...the good old days when at the very least we could concede that evil had some semblance of a brain. May he not rest in peace!

04.11.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's just it though. How can so much misery and abject targeted cruelty get perpetrated by such an obvious idiot? The underlying infrastructure of pure evil propping this monster up and the willfully ignorant supporters of all of it are what breaks me to pieces more every day.

04.11.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. The Bible specifically says they were all in one Accord!!!!
โœ๏ธ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ

04.11.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About 70% through the audiobook and having a ball with it. The shifts in focus keep you on your toes. Smaug would totally respect KS in the dragon prison yard!!!!
๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‰

02.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carterโ€™s Wonder Woman

Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carterโ€™s Wonder Woman

I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunetteโ€ฆ
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! ๐Ÿ’ซ

01.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10970    ๐Ÿ” 916    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 231    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
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My little Wonder who somehow is now 12 and 5'5!!!!!โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

02.11.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you contact 3M for possible corporate sponsorship?

30.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bรกnh mรฌ have completely conquered the Outer Rim!

30.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

A.I. FEET DO NOT STINK!!!
๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ

26.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.

24.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9274    ๐Ÿ” 1978    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 305
This Frig Kills Fascists

This Frig Kills Fascists

18.10.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only King we need is named Stephen!
READ THE DEAD ZONE!!!
#NoKings
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿšซ

18.10.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I, for one, have always said KG has a lot of balls going after Godzilla that way!!!

17.10.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apple Review #17: Red Delicious Double Feature Palpatine voice: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Delicious, the Red? Thatโ€™s right. Weโ€™re โ€” er, weโ€™re meaning Iโ€™m because youโ€™re not here with me, it&#8217โ€ฆ

The Red Delicious: the original poster child for enshittification.

In which I review not one, but twoooo of these goddamn things. I do it for you. PLEASE CLAP.

17.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 442    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

Well, at least they got the "red" part right.
๐ŸŽ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽ

17.10.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a statue of a snake with three heads is in a cave with chinese writing on the bottom right ALT: a statue of a snake with three heads is in a cave with chinese writing on the bottom right

Hercules edited the hell out of the Hydra!!! You Got This!!!

17.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Women don't like the vehicle."

16.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alas, Bogey has a touch of the Autumn Blues.
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚

16.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A 3,000-Pound Ice Sculpture Of 1 Word Is Melting In Front Of The U.S. Capitol โ€œIt's time for all of us to resist, speak up and save our democracy before it's too late,โ€ artist Marshall Reese said of his 17-by-5-foot installation.

A 3,000-pound, 17-foot-long "DEMOCRACY" ice sculpture is melting away on the National Mall today, a statement from activists and artists on the weakened state of American democracy under the Trump administration.
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

15.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2627    ๐Ÿ” 766    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

I've followed your work for years with the specific understanding that you were a computer generated Asian lesbian.

14.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Simpsons is so specifically tuned into media/pop-culture/trends of the moment, you gotta figure at least 50% of any episode from the first 10 years is like trying to decifer a foreign language to more recent generations.

14.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And racists worldwide do a group hug! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฎ

14.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Original Bladerunner game for PC.

10.10.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When local news KATU posted this on Instagram, they had to clarify that the music was coming from the protesters and hadn't been added as editorial comment. ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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