Lizard Queen 🦎 👑

Yawning! At the Punk Show

Like the face and hands are so "thats a doll" but the legs are "what baby did they steal for that doll?"

The only reason this one is creepy is why are its legs so realistic?

I'm so fucking pumped.

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DRAGONOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAHHHHHHHHH

Levels of “I ain’t readin’ all that”: off the charts

Handy dandy block list, subscribe.

Also linking my Nazi block list below, it looks like I'll be updating that tonight.

No, Cody Rhodes.

Sacramento isnt near San Jose, how the hell-? You've been to both cities dude. Jacob Fatu is from like two hours north.

YEEESH

Good morning except thr grammae

*lips on mic*

GOOD MORNING TORONTO FANS

Mine turned into an indoor Kart track.

Still mourning for Circuit City

Do yourself a favor.

Do not work for WIS International.

Inventory Auditing is a easy job, but they will do everything they can to simplify their terms and conditions until you're a few days in and you realize: The job is easy, working for WIS is not.

B/c when you search the web for this, all you get is a pile of apps offering to use AI to write emails for you. I don't want that. I want a red flag system that alerts me when someone wrote ME using AI.

Just you bro.

They always trusted my opinion, to the core, but coming at them with "I'm worried that you're constantly falling in love," isn't an easy concept for either party.

I literally can not keep up with how many partners my cousin goes through.

The last time they came through, they were in a poly thing, just in thirty Instagram posts I read 3 different men's names.

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Gun Violence is at an all time high.

You have a 19-year-old rising star musician doing everything she can to raise money and awareness. Prove to her that there are good people in the world. Click to donate ANY amount. It makes a difference. Make her BELIEVE.

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ANYWAY

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Weights are the way to go really. They stretch at a slower, safer pace so you wont get the urge to do what I did.

Try to be patient. I couldn't be, thats my nature.

I had oiled up the right one and it slipped down and I went "...huh? Well-!" Yeah, just cause the side you sleep on is ready does not mean the other side is.

A person looking to the right.

A person looking to the left but now theyre sad.

I'd been SO GOOD while stretching my ears. I only had one incident that caused any rippage early on but I was able to leave the larger taper in. Well, I had another little incident that caused me to yoink up all my pills I just took and put in my smaller gauge while it heals.

Thats not even the one where I took time off in.

Thats just the one where they fucked me.

Lmao I made 400 dollars in my last pay period. That'll be enpugh to pay for my debt settlement and none of my other bills.

Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.

You God Damn GOON STAY AWAY FROM MY GIMM-Oh hes playing a giant chicken man.

If the Voting Rights Act is deemed unconstitutional, it won't be long until these malicious cartoon villains come for the Civil Rights Act. The biggest trick the Devil ever played was the "both sides are the same" nonsense.

This could also be read as eating you back from the dead, so theres that-

Yes. You will be alive while you are being eaten.