Alberta and Saskatchewan, definitely. Doug Ford’s trying his best to fuck up health care in Ontario, so you may want to exercise caution.

And he spoke about Humility in his acceptance speech. Imagine that

You are such a disappointment

If I’m his wife, I’m hoping Brad Pitt’s number wasn’t deleted from my phone

My youngest lives and works in San Diego on a visa. I cannot tell you how angry and upset I am that his Christmas visit home to Montreal was probably his last. My parents are 88 and 93 years old - it’s unlikely that they’ll see their youngest grandchild before they pass.

Not too long ago, American tech companies were actively recruiting grads from the top CS and engineering schools in Canada; the really coveted positions were at Tesla or Starlink. This brain drain will be felt in the American economy for decades

They should have hired a 13 year old

At this point, he’s being wilfully tone deaf

Our astrophysicist neighbour from McGill was at a conference in Phoenix and, yes, international universities are actively recruiting your academic rock stars

OMG, we’re twins

Right? Any other well adjusted person would use their wealth and power to best lift humanity out of poverty, disease, disenfranchisement, powerlessness. This asshole? He’s actively trying to destroy the lives of the most vulnerable. Can you imagine?!?

Elon’s dad fathered two kids with his step daughter, so don’t think shame runs through the Musk bloodline

Actually, as great as Trudeau has been, it’s more that Canadians have realized that we do not want a leader who resembles Trump in evil instinct or political inclination - hence Pollievre is most likely toast. Our tolerance for bullshit is much lower than it seems to be for Americans

Shockingly, my money’s on the thug from Etobicoke.

He’s making shit up on the fly cause his base will accept it without question

Lifting is thrilling, exact, and profoundly empowering. I could have a session where I’d nail successive PR’s - only to be felled by a half pound. It’s a mind fuck of a sport and I loved it

And ain’t no way democracy is being dismantled so that plastic tits could send pics of Bezos’ dick to …her brother

Cause you know the answer is nobody

My youngest lives in San Diego - but I will not be setting foot in the US as long as yam tits occupies the White House

👀

Between Elon expressing approval of Pollievre and the insane tariffs, the country is very much feeling the need for an adult in the room. Carney will be our next PM - and for that I will be eternally fucking relieved

Is the Democratic Party stuck in grade school trying desperately to befriend their bullies? FFS, it’s a clusterfuck

I actually think the root of the problem, globally, is racism.

Sadly, you’re assuming they want to do the right thing

I live in Montreal - the Quebecois are fierce and relentless. Good ahead and try donnie

Canadians will not elect her

He still hasn’t recovered from his adolescence and the shame of rejection by girls. Think of all the ugly boys who amass power in adulthood - they become absolute monsters.

Just realized he doesn’t have opposable thumbs, nervous about driving Santa’s sleigh for the first time

No wonder he’s so angry