Adam

Send your guard out to fight them. Or roll over. Your call governor

Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”

Is it hyperbolic to call them retarded?

No. If anythinf I'm understating the severity of the situation.

So the house can't reconvene without voting to release epstein files.

The president thinks the shutdown is a dictator wild card.

Jeffy and schumer can't get 2 seconds of airtime because they are boring as fuck.

...and the rest of you keep showing up at your jobs.
#fail

It's perfect because Americans hate dollar coins

Shhh, some people are still pretending everything is fine

They've been doing exactly what they said they would do. This was never a riddle. They packaged up all the worst ideas from the past few decades and said "let's do it." Really straightforward.

Leave while the door is open. There is no credible opposition.

Welcome to whose line is it anyway, where everythings made up and the points don't matter

The Ten States with the most pointless weekend events for elites to ignore. Don't forget to return to work on Monday guys. You sure showed them.

Is it important to have moral standards?

Dems: hold on, let me check with my corporate donors.

Yes, Bernie is. All the reps and senators old enough to receive social security are too told. Just because you may like Sanders doesn't mean he's not FAR too old to continue in his position.

Polls show schumer too fucking old

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

What were boomers wrong about? The more technology we have, the more everything sucks. AI sucks.

Celebrations sometimes turn violent

French military personnel have boarded an oil tanker Boracay, which is named on a list of "shadow fleet" ships and is suspected of involvement in drone activity that forced the closure of airports in Denmark last week.

Mediocre satire has always been indistinguishable from fascist policy

So 150 journalists and 6 people that got lost

That's like annoucing blockbuster is closing it's last store

Nothing has changed is right. Dems still feckless

I'm a gullible moron - Hacky Jeffy

It's not great when you can extrapolate meaningful statistics from events that occur as outliers in the rest of the world.

When the opposition you elected turns out to be the help

I'm surprised they have conscripted criminals out of the prisons.

How did you become so uniquely unqualified to handle this moment in history?

Poland tells citizens to leave Belarus. Drones in Denmark. Russian incursions into nato airspace. It feels like there is a lot more to this

Everyone who had money and or power anytime in the last 20 years...is in the Epstein files

Maybe he can wrtie trump another letter...man jeffy sucks at this

Sad-white-boyism strikes again

Book title idea: From escalator to escalator - a history of the trump era