A patron asked me βIf my books are late will you put me over your knee and spank me?β.
I have been laughing about it, but it just occurred to me that itβs actually horrible and in a world where I wasnβt numbed to the harassment of men, it would not be funny at all.
18.11.2025 15:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sometimes self care is letting the dog tear up a paper bag and calling it enrichment.
16.07.2025 00:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I will be here until they turn off the power, or drag me off in handcuffs. I may not have much to offer, but I will keep these doors open for as long as I am physically able.
09.04.2025 23:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Teen at the library today asked me to DoorDash her a hamburger and then bullied another kid. Entitled and cruel. This is America.
27.01.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Going on the shelf at the library today. Wish me luck.
27.01.2025 20:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh! And feta cheese. π€
24.01.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pretty little winter salad. Roasted broccoli and red onion, fresh red cabbage, tomato and cucumber over rice with a garlic olive oil dressing.
24.01.2025 17:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Haha. Same! My go to is βI havenβt had time yet, but I hear great things!β
19.01.2025 15:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sometimes you just tell the obviously drunk guy who comes in asking if you let kids take out LGTB books that you donβt have anyβ¦ because thatβs not a thingβ¦ and you donβt want to deal with his bullshit.
22.07.2023 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I met Emily when she was touring my area and was impressed by her appreciation for the struggles of small rural libraries. Absolutely will sign.
17.07.2023 00:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Same! Iβve started making myself read at least one new fiction release a month so patrons donβt call me out. lol
03.07.2023 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Setting up for our library book sale that is made up of weeded and donated books. We had so many right wing books donated I had to make a neo-fascism section.
I am also fully guilty of putting a book on conspiracy theories in with the religion books.
03.07.2023 23:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Have a great time!
26.06.2023 11:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thatβs what I say Out Loud. My inside thoughts are more along the lines of βFuck around and find out you fascist. Iβll give you homework!β
26.06.2023 11:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Revising our book challenge policy and one board member is concerned that we expect a mini book report before we even consider removal of an item. The concern is that we do that so that they give up and donβt bother. Yeahβ¦. So?
25.06.2023 23:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I was feeling very dramatic after reading Facebook comments on a neighboring town libraries posts. I went ahead and ordered some new books to clear my head. Library director retail therapy. π
24.06.2023 21:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My plan is to continue corrupting their children with inclusive secular library programing. Iβm playing the long game.
24.06.2023 14:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Have fun and be safe!
24.06.2023 14:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A friend (librarian) is getting death threats because they tried to hold a drag queen story hour. Staff are being harassed. Comments on articles like βline them up and blindfold them. Protect the kids.β
This is the front lines. Where is my body armor? All I have is a flag pin and a name tag.
24.06.2023 11:58 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
The look parents give me when I tell them βreading is readingβ in response to their personal vendetta against graphic novelsβ¦
23.06.2023 16:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I always think Iβm going to get some program planning done but end up straightening some unused corner of the non-fiction section.
23.06.2023 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Absolutely. I start wandering the stacks like a zombie at 6:00.
23.06.2023 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Being a liberal librarian in a small Conservative village is as close to being in the CIA as I am ever going to get.
23.06.2023 02:07 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
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