Tyrant In Training

In the new year, we could organize ye guys onto the podcast for some sort of weird one-shot episode or something?

His brain is actually mush so he could have legitimately tried to say "quiet, please" but that's the best he could do

Fellow IPA nominees in comedy and also these folk were nominated for gaming too

Really fun TTRPG podcast!

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He's the first tyrant to insist that he have an orb!

Bryon Kershaw, host of both @old-seattle-pod.bsky.social and @fandf-pod.bsky.social declares himself as Magistar and Head Tyrant of his new country Dragonia!

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The large Codi-dral which is a public community space for wild parties conjuring the black magic that protects Codi's Island.

A parade featuring a large floating doll of Ronald McDonald. Codi Vores head replacing Ronald because she insisted a parade on her island should celebrate Director Codi.

Codi's head on a man wearing some Dolce & Gabbana and Fashion's Catholic Fix A lot of gold and fancy designs on it.

Eye dude from Alien:Earth

If you're a fan of @codivore.bsky.social

I had the cool pleasure of chatting to Codi and learning what would it be like to live under her majestic reign as a tyrant

Her interview will be on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social in a few weeks

Some out of context hints on how her reign would look 👀

Ya I was very briefly on a network before and got bad vibes from them so got away from them. Later learned they had ICE recruiting ads on their shows too

Now also, I had more bad vibes that just that. But its so awkward for shows like yours to learn that they show up

Good job taking those steps

Improv and Comedy Creator @jamesqyou.bsky.social takes over Tyrant in Training as the Leon of Previous Island. An island where it's always time for culling the local population.

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Why would those workers do it for free?

Don't tell me they think they'll get paid?

Can you guys vote for Tyrant in Training please?

Sure, they might be unhappy now, but those flood victims are going to be so unwelcome at the golden ballroom they are cheering for

Adult industry legend @rachelsteeletaboo.bsky.social is the newest guest on Tyrant In Training, ruling her own vegan paradise island
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My favorite thing about the No Kings protest is MAGA trying to make fun of it by saying it's just full of unemployed losers despite the fact it was on a Saturday

Jam 6th: Wednesday

Bloody dumbass peasants

Not trying to sound smart or cynical because good on people for protesting but I gotta ask:

Was the Trump regime inconvenienced in any tangible way by the No Kings protest?

A block list for blocking a terrible US government regime

An escape tunnel to Russia
Qatar owned air Force facility in Idaho

Truly America First

a man is sitting on a couch drinking from a mug . Alt: a man is sitting on a couch drinking from a mug .

That's a genuinely impressive throw

Since I didn't win either if ye could kick over a chair or something on my behalf that'd be great

The North Korean newsreader known as Pink Dress Lady with text saying "This policy is ridiculous, Pete"

Prince Andrew leaves

(Royal expert wipes sweat from brow, disaster averted)

Prince Andrew announced as new lead singer of LostProphets

(Royal expert slaps their hand through their forehead)

I don't think Americans realize how big Europe is cause I've been driving 20 years and I'm still stuck here in Ireland

If only he was called "Jared Don't leto" huh?

(This podcast is actually currently nominated for a best comedy award at independent podcast awards. I don't know how that happened either)

One of the last things the world needs is anything to happen to Dolly Parton

Some mashup of

"We're looking into it very strongly"

"It" being all or some of:

Corrupt Nobel Peace Prize
Starting his own Peace Prize
Kicking Norway out of NATO
Tariffs!
Mixing up Norway and Denmark and suggesting USA takes Greenland from Norway

Please bear in mind I'm being a bit hyperbolic when I say that but at the same time it feels like "How can they?" Has been asked about a lot of things MAGA has done

The masked goons will soon be banning anything hiding your face

"oops, looks like an agitator/ disturber of the peace/ terrorist is in the queue. Best arrest everyone"

Well, there are still elections in Russia

Absolutely useless and pointless but they're still there

He's not giving ICE this massive budget and only use it to hassle innocent people for a few months

When ye start voting, ICE is going to be all over those voting places rounding people up/ turning you away