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A cookie cake (?) that says, "I Love You Wife"

What do y'all think, should I buy it for her?

What in the Dr Seuss did I just read?

the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy

hey Louisville, we are raffling off a sponsorship for Lakeside (you are responsible for all membership fees). chances are 50 bucks and you'll be helping our homeless neighbors

my.onecause.com/event/organi...

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

a group of people standing in a field of corn at night Alt: Baseball players coming out of the cornfields in Field of Dreams.

It's time.

a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them ALT: a group of basketball players are sitting in a row wearing red shirts with heat on them

Going to Omaha! Yay!
Crushing defeat! Boo!
Me reading your skeet

That's not lighter fluid, it's water. She's clearly trying to put the fire out.

She's just trying to put that fire out with water from her bottle. Good for her!

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Beirut bombing. I had done a school report on the events of 1983 and that was one of them.

Not sure if that raises or lower the value.

A room with an area inexplicably recessed from the general wall. The shape of the area makes no sense.

House people. Please explain to me what is going on here?

www.homes.com/property/820...

If one thing is perfectly clear in the Trump/Epstein files, it's this: they don't see themselves a Republicans or Democrats, they see themselves as a privileged class of elites not beholden to any laws, and they see us as cattle, nothing more than material to be used up and disposed of.

R/juggalo post celebrating shaggy 2 dope and violent J not appearing in the Epstein files. They are both dressed in insane suits

I’ll allow a victory lap for the juggalos only

Maybe some shirts will help address the concerns.

Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.

Hmmm. Louder then.

Jane: you two were having an affair.

Suspect: No we weren't, how dare you!

Jane: you tensed up when I mentioned his name. Also, I found one of these in your desk.

He-man: Fisto my friend, are you all right? Here, let me help you to your feet. Fisto: I fisted hard, He-man, but I could not fist them all!

Simulation is now recycling names from Animal House.

I 🖤 hurting the fertility rate and making you sympathetic

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

It's hard to measure Diarrhea...

“We ran out of numbers low enough,” explains Gallup president Giuseppe Gallup.

All the conservative white folks in the Bham suburbs have to see this billboard as they drive into downtown for their email jobs

Screenshot of a Facebook post of a black and tan coonhound on a leash with the following text: American Black and Tan Coonhound Rescue ABTCR has been asked to save this 3 year old girl who's in a southeastern WV kill shelter. Good with other dogs. She will chase a running cat. If cat does not run, she sniffs it and moves on. We need a foster home! 3 year old Female Black & Tan Does good with other dogs

Mountaineer friends, would you mind sharing this with your networks? ABTCR is trying to find a home for this sweet B&T girl:

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.