danger.ding

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

really enjoyed Bad Bunny - set design and production was really unique and intimate given the stage - great performance

in conclusion: the super bowl is dumb.

I’m just sad

I have become the youth-group bible-study backsliding nightmare my Young Life leader warned us about

losing my shit on main just to get new blue wave influencer follows

and lord knows I’m never going to be able to afford therapy again

it’s always bothered me—maybe?—that I feel more myself online than I ever have irl

because im basically incapable of saying real things in the real world

I should livejournal this like it’s 2004

while brewing for a while, I suppose this is where the middle-aged divorced queer chapter properly begins

it just got so much worse, lol.

me irl

great show

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day

✨🎶everything is awful🎵✨

Children treated like criminals and we are monsters for allowing this to happen

is this what Great looks like?

how does this make anyone more safe?

Weather map for the upcoming winter storm. It ain't good, folks.

New pride flag dropped.

this and where the hell are the Epstein files

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: when you say it holds thirty liters, surely you don't fill it with water?

CARL MARX: was ist das 'nylon shell'?

LUIGI MANGIONE: that snaps over the top, see how it fits a 16" laptop?

ME: please put the peak design bag away this isn't what i wanted to discuss

the USB hellscape this hat is random kids toys. oh cool, this flying fairy needs USB-??-random-pointy-thing

as someone with many labeled boxes of legacy cables I’ll probably never need, I respect this

*digs in a drawer*

*hands you mini usb cable*

it’s the little one, no the other little one, sort of not oval but… no not that one