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@mistershrewd.bsky.social

Leather jacket. Sweater vest. Devastatingly handsome.

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Remember the time George got blackout wasted on ether

07.05.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

I’ve had two 7s today

07.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A few too many β€œraspberry cordials” before getting behind the wheel?

31.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be amazing when he spot starts 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle to bean SO with a high heater on the first pitch.

28.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was doing a crossword earlier and the clue was β€œAll-star ______ Tatum” and for about 15 minutes all I could rustle up was β€œDrederick”

25.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a pretty good Jays game on though

25.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Attn @thelouvreof.bsky.social

22.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe guy on the right is looking for the jewel thieves” is the new β€œOJ is looking for the real killer”

20.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to go to there

20.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It also works miracles in your microwave…

18.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I keep this on my phone for just such occasions.

27.09.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s about ethics in something-something, obvs

27.09.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blown call or not, this should be investigated. Isn’t Springer a bit of an expert on cheating?

25.09.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the late 90s mine did the same but with Willam from Mallrats yelling β€œYou know what? There is no Easter Bunny!”

24.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that β€œGwar really crossed a line” thing was gonna be hard to beat this week, but this one might just be a contender…

24.09.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a stage version a couple of years ago and this was turned into audience participation, also on a profound misreading.

21.09.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow was I supposed to know there’s an actual person out there named Joe Vigilante?!?!”

- Bill McNeal

18.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You used your regular browser? My condolences for your algorithm…

18.09.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Amy Winehouse performing at South by Southwest 2007

Amy Winehouse performing at South by Southwest 2007

@harvilla.bsky.social I was listening to the Amy Winehouse episode this morning and I gotta say, that sxsw show definitely happened, because if it didn’t then where did I take this photo?

14.09.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta create a distraction at Castle Anthrax

14.09.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who say you can tell the crappiest drivers by their Jets plates obviously haven’t encountered any of those snowmobile plates

13.09.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine’s Sports Night but this is a good answer.

12.09.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hehheheh you said β€œlog”

12.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Pogues tonight was the best rock and roll show in a considerably long time.

11.09.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp, it was a good run

28.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I suppose the trade-off is that Frank does too)

20.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched s17e01 last night and thought β€œDennis looks exactly like he always has why hasn’t he gained the same amount of weight the rest of us have over the years?”

20.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Tommy Pham is a doofus
2. Part of me thinks bat flipping a BB is hilarious
3. I don’t care for the Blue Jays
4. Chanting β€œUSA! USA!” always makes the world laugh at you, no matter what the context

19.08.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had the exact same experience with them a month ago.

16.08.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…but it’s definitely the second one

15.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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