Ednor

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Thanks a lot, God.

If I hit a home run to walk off game 7 of hte World Series there is no way I am touching home plate with pants on.

How is the sheer centrifugal force not flinging us all into the space wall?

Wait, don’t tell me- next thing you know, he’s flying the plane to his mother’s house.
Hey, you guys got any reporters left over there? Our president is a senile degenerate who’s destroying the country.

The triumph of bullshit Internet conspiracy theories are now official government policy.

"We are awash in bullshit. And while Bannon famously advocated a 'flood the zone with shit' strategy, it was supposed to be a way to overwhelm the opposition, not a prelude to diving in headfirst. The shit was supposed to be a weapon … but today it’s the stream that carries the GOP forward."

Yeah, MAGA, I sit down when I pee.

On your mom.

One thing the Proud Boys are really happy about is having someone else pay for their costumes.

I know that look.

Dropping the needle on the new #RobbieFulks record, Now Then. This is a big deal.

The sperm count of this 65 year old man is zero. Math is hard.

I did not say you “look like a toilet.” I said you have porcelain skin.

All the people who have “threatened” to release everything from the pee tape to the Epstein Files to Mike Johnson’s Grindr profile…it’s time to put up or shut up.

Man, what will I do with all my Bill Clinton shirts, hats, and flags now?

Damn, halfway through the first game of the season and my Dolphins have already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

I don’t know why this didn’t take hold on day 1.

I feel this so hard! I’ve spent my adult life building my own Guy stable, in the process becoming a valued Guy myself. Thanks for shining a light on this vast unseen network.

Burying Ashli Babbitt with military honors has nothing to do with her or the Air Force. There is no honor involved in any of this. It’s only being done to antagonize the left. Or, you know, anyone with any decency.

Like your local health dept, my work around the house is largely complaint-driven.

The media is a cat. trump is the owner with the laser pointer. Oh, look, he’s on the roof! Chumps.

Looks like we’re deep into a Weekend at Bernie’s situation here.

Seems like I do that every goddamn day inadvertently, so sign me up Johnny.

Beautiful. When playing practical jokes, the long game is akin to 3D chess. Well done!

Anyone who buys into this “third party” political theater between trump and musk is too stupid to deserve a vote.

Not at the moment but thanks for reminding that it’s there.

That’s very fancy. Why do you think it’s ok to rape 14 year old girls? Because clearly that’s not a problem for you.

@abigailspanberger.com Apologize for my ignorance! Spanberger sounds like a great choice. I’m just exhausted from 3+ year election campaigns.

Is the general election this year?

Our bloated military, the world’s largest by far, is a big overpriced hammer and Iran is just another nail.