Ednor

Guess what- you can express your outrage over that disgusting image without sharing it.

When history looks back, they’ll surely be dumbfounded at how the New York Times, once the “paper of record” for the US, bent themselves into unbelievable contortions in order to normalize the vile simpleton: “Trump Says His Unpredictable Style Gives Him Leverage. But It Has a Cost.”

Nice! That takes a lot of patience and discipline to not settle.

Anyone seen Ted Cruz?

You know it when you hear it, right?

Who authorized this!?!

You lost me at “best practices.” This isn’t a goddamn management retreat. We’re witnessing the fall of democracy and the people we’ve elected to represent us - you - are proposing silly bullshit from the back of a cereal box.

Jesus Christ, does everything have to be about “oh, look how much mitochondria I have”?

One thing I got going for me? I’ve survived contact with the ground. Every time.

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Thanks a lot, God.

If I hit a home run to walk off game 7 of hte World Series there is no way I am touching home plate with pants on.

How is the sheer centrifugal force not flinging us all into the space wall?

Wait, don’t tell me- next thing you know, he’s flying the plane to his mother’s house.
Hey, you guys got any reporters left over there? Our president is a senile degenerate who’s destroying the country.

The triumph of bullshit Internet conspiracy theories are now official government policy.

"We are awash in bullshit. And while Bannon famously advocated a 'flood the zone with shit' strategy, it was supposed to be a way to overwhelm the opposition, not a prelude to diving in headfirst. The shit was supposed to be a weapon … but today it’s the stream that carries the GOP forward."

Yeah, MAGA, I sit down when I pee.

On your mom.

One thing the Proud Boys are really happy about is having someone else pay for their costumes.

I know that look.

Dropping the needle on the new #RobbieFulks record, Now Then. This is a big deal.

The sperm count of this 65 year old man is zero. Math is hard.

I did not say you “look like a toilet.” I said you have porcelain skin.

All the people who have “threatened” to release everything from the pee tape to the Epstein Files to Mike Johnson’s Grindr profile…it’s time to put up or shut up.

Man, what will I do with all my Bill Clinton shirts, hats, and flags now?

Damn, halfway through the first game of the season and my Dolphins have already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

I don’t know why this didn’t take hold on day 1.

I feel this so hard! I’ve spent my adult life building my own Guy stable, in the process becoming a valued Guy myself. Thanks for shining a light on this vast unseen network.

Burying Ashli Babbitt with military honors has nothing to do with her or the Air Force. There is no honor involved in any of this. It’s only being done to antagonize the left. Or, you know, anyone with any decency.

Like your local health dept, my work around the house is largely complaint-driven.

The media is a cat. trump is the owner with the laser pointer. Oh, look, he’s on the roof! Chumps.

Looks like we’re deep into a Weekend at Bernie’s situation here.