Chris Beatty

“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track

Happy Valentines Day! I hope you get to spend it with whoever it is that makes you a better person.

I’m looking at you Malort. #chicago

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

a close up of a man 's face with a ponytail Alt: scene from the film they live where a man is putting on sunglasses that let him see subliminal messages, and a billboard changes so it just says "OBEY"

I think it's clear now that John Carpenter's They Live (1988) was actually pretty accurate, except instead of aliens ruling the world through the media, it's rich paedophiles.

Be sure to stick around for the final half hour after the credit roll.

There are fewer companies more identified with MN than Target, though they’re national now. And I heard they actually used to be a decent corporate citizen, as much as that is ever possible.

But they’ve betrayed us all to curry favor with nazis. So make sure you tell ‘em why you #BoycottTarget.

a cartoon of two robots with the words who is that fool on the tv Alt: Cobra Commander from the GI Joe cartoon, looking at a screen with his own image on it and saying, “Who is that fool on the TV?”

Someone should go through old G.I. Joe cartoons and compare Cobra Commander’s hare-brained schemes to Trump’s. I’ll bet COBRA’s are more realistic. (@mcsweeneys.net, you game?)

Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster

Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster https://theonion.com/family-dog-suspected-cause-of-miniature-chuck-wagon-dis-1819564597/

This is important and, also, not not new. There were reports of this in LA, Portland, and Chicago, at least, as well.

I don’t know who this Minnesota man is, but he absolutely speaks for me.

It's frustrating that I have to choose between a garbage human being as their current third baseman or a player that was part of a cheating scandal as his replacement...

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

Cubs, Bregman agree to 5-year, $175M deal (source) CHICAGO -- The Cubs have attempted to bring Alex Bregman into the fold via free agency in each of the past two offseasons, hoping to bring his revered leadership, impact bat and strong glove to a team...

Imagining Matt Shaw rushing to whatever right-wing forums he frequents and posting about how he now knows first hand that the Great Replacement Theory is true. www.mlb.com/news/alex-br...

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

We are typically very humble. But.. we did warn Americans that stuff like this happens when your History Channel replaces the Germany 1933-1939 Documentaries with Ice Road Truckers

Can we all just take a second to appreciate the uniforms the ECHL's Kalamazoo Wings are wearing this afternoon?

#Canucks #ECHL (📸 via Wings)

abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point

Denny is completely correct here. I'll even go a step further and say that strictly from a craven political ambition standpoint, if you're the person who stands up to this murder and takes ICE to task and doesn't back down, you become the 2028 Dem frontrunner overnight. People yearn for a leader

The NHL acknowledges the combined individual records/stats as you have shown, but I've never seen them recognize team stats such as division titles. I could be wrong on that. Also, the retired numbers went back into circulation after relocation.

I think it's important to keep reminding ourselves that congressional inertia is not normal

My initial reaction to 9/11 was shock. I was 25 and worldly naïve. "Why would they do this to the innocent USA?" I quickly realized that it was a response from a world where my elected representatives had been doing awful shit for years in my name with my money and nothing has changed my mind since.

Allow me to connect some dots for you:

Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.

Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

I think it wouldn’t be as much as a slap in the face if both teams acknowledged previous players and team records. The moment you don’t do that, you should lose the rights to the previous franchise’s identity.

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

AI is a goddamn disaster on every level and every time someone tells me they use ChatGP for something, I immediately lose respect for them.

when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.