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When the international incident is embarrassing because he lacks diplomatic skill, but even more so because the wording implies he was on the golden toilet with a towel and Jergens. 🤢🙈🤢

Yes, but that wonder is the good kind of hope. Use it.

He would probably hand it to his daughter.

Changing it legally sounds like the opposite of “getting around” it…which would mean they plan on something illegal?
Part of maturity and intellect is the ability to keep one’s mouth shut. 🤐

Remember how Russia claimed Ukraine had a Neo-Nazi government, and therefore they must invade?
Feels familiar, doesn’t it?

DON’T LET HER NEAR PUPPY BOWL!!!

Foreign tourists are banned from the Superbowl now, DogKiller?
The cheapest Superbowl tickets are $2,500 to $3,000. Who TF are they hoping to catch????

I was heading to Google to see what the British title of the movie was in order to make you understand why I was right even if you might also be… when it hit me.

That implies that he has the competence to make trains run on time.

The irony that Jimmy Kimmel’s taken off the air for holding up a mirror to greed and deflection and NOT for that prank where parents film the reaction when they lie to their kids about eating all the Halloween candy.

It’s his golden shower.

1) Do you work here?
2) Did you write this book?
3) Where’s the restroom?

Just saw all your comments from last night’s post and someone shared a pic, Orlando showed up and used chalk to bring the rainbow crosswalk back! We love this so much!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Total coincidence.

The move makes sense. What network WOULDN'T want to cancel a show consistently at #1?

Execs worth their salt want every show to die at its peak.

😏🤔🙄

I’m pretty sure there’s no longer such a thing as a US citizen anymore.

#WithoutDueProcessCitizenshipMeansNothing

This Fact Seems Pertinent: They opened Dachau three months after Hitler took office.

People often respond to the “Nobody cares about ___” with “You seem to care, because you commented.”

But I comment not because I care about his redecorating: rather I care whether a president occupies time w/ bullshit that helps no one.

That said, keep pissing away your time on the curtains, 🍊

Not a single naturalized citizen?

Their aim is for us to know it’s all lies so we ignore it.

Unheard is unprotested.

Oh, and breading it! Breading is best in FEBruary:
Dredge it in
—>Flour
—>Egg
—>Bread crumbs
in that order, then fry it up, or bake it in oil.

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Vegetable lasagne. 😍😋🤪

#TalentForDiplomacy
#MoreQualifiedThanYouKnowWho

My son is in the midst of that exact lesson right now. He lost ten percent of his fake investment due to tariffs. I should ask him for an update.

The legendary deal maker except when he sticks to EOs because his negotiation skills are as garbage as his diplomacy. So tough he’ll never back down except whenever he does. Always wins, as long as he cheats, including when he reverses course to send new/cheaply-bought market shares soaring again.

Blessings for all that! ❤️

This sounds so familiar…🤔

Nice you acknowledge the mess, but we want government employees, not consultants! Privatization is MORE EXPENSIVE!
Government services should not be profit-based!
They destroy to privatize & privatize to profit.
Encourage rehiring and removal of the 🍊 🍄 🍆 , the 🐂(oX), & the 🛋️ from power.

🏴‍☠️👑

I’m most surprised that they admit they’re in a choir.

An intern probably cut and pasted it from Google.

Can confirm, considering the spelling of Volodymyr Zelenskyy