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YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon EJAE, Audrey Nuna and Rei Ami from KPop Demon Hunters: Golden | The Tonight Show

nobody likes fallon but this is incredible and I want to share this tiny drop of joy with others (hat-tip to @utranmyhre.bsky.social):

This is spot on, but a bummer: "We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit."

My parents frequent Tappa Keg!

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

The older men behind us at Farm Aid were so angry that Neil Young “got political” and it took everything in me not to turn around and ask them if they were new to Earth because HELLO! HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN POLITICAL! Instead, I laughed internally at their ridiculousness.

I got an email yesterday about this rally and the entire thing seems weird to me. It's very vague in its purpose.

It's giving Chevy Avalanche.

“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.”

— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis

I needed this today. Legit LOL.

School is just starting here and we already have a school shooting. My heart goes out to everyone at Anunciation in Minneapolis. What are we even doing in this country? It doesn't have to be this way.

No one is more surprised than me when I get an email about my upcoming dentist appointment, which I myself scheduled six months ago.

I never expected that the ruination of our country would come at the hands of such stupid people. I thought the evildoers would at least be smart.

If you want me to give to your political campaign, I would recommend not having Al Franken ask me to do it.

"Plant based potatoes" .... this is why aliens fly straight past us ASDA PLANT BASED MASHED POTATO

No doubt 👽

Despite all my rage I still have a fuckton of rage

A new Spaceballs movie?!?! I'm already in line at the theater!

I love seeing a lineup of people outside the public library right before it opens! Libraries are so important and loved!

The political assassination in Minnesota should horrify and appall all of us. The Contrarian team sends our deepest condolences for the deaths of Representative Melisa Hortman and her husband, Mark, and sends our prayers for the Hoffmans' fast recovery.

Kudos to Walz for calling it accurately.

He has never touched a woman.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

It's fun to chortle about the bromance breakup on social media but the fact the the NYT and WSJ have it slathered all over their front pages reflects the sad state of what passes for news coverage these days.

I thought the thing at the bottom was a receipt for parking at the Target Center!

Haha Steelers, good luck with allll that.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE THE SAME WEEKEND AS MY COLLEGE REUNION?!?! I am a Top the Tater evangelist. HOW DARE THEY!

From your lips to God’s ears!

Gonna be hilarious when they both ragestroke out on the toilet tonight as they get into their prime posting hours

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake