Guy Endore-Kaiser

Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

Imagine finding out the lawless goon who shot you multiple times for no reason texted this after to his co-worker?

“After baby Amalia had been hospitalized for 10 days, ICE thought this baby should be returned to Dilley, where she was denied access to the medicines that the hospital doctors told her she needed."

Close, we want to abolish ICE. And wish you a happy retirement.

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

It’s nuts how much better the world would be if we got rid of the incredibly specific subset: billionaire pedophiles.

Apple gets so much free advertising because basically all tv shows and movies feature their products. I think maybe we should stop doing that favor for Tim Cook.

Stop calling them your colleagues. Stop waiting for them to be nice. They are the enemy of all decent Americans and you need to fucking act like it for once.

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

The Venn diagram of people who worship Trump, and people who rail against participation trophies, is a circle. A very stupid circle.

"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.

If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

One time, at a cartooning event, Scott Adams was complaining about how unfairly billionaires are treated. I told him he didn’t have to worry since he wasn’t a billionaire and he shouted “I will be!”

I didn’t respond then, but I would like to now: “No, you won’t.”

Whoa!

When will I get my prom portrait?

Although Machado ultimately said she was dedicating the award to Trump, her acceptance of the prize was an “ultimate sin,” said one of the people. “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” this person said.

WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

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The president started a war with Venezuela to distract from the fact that he just hosted the lowest rated Kennedy Center Honors of all time.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" - FIFA Peace Prize Committee

Impeccable timing, Bari.

Did you have the sunflower and tomato sandwich at Turkey & The Wolf?

Le Petit Grocery. Not fucked up in any way, but if you're looking for an incredible meal.

It's the day after Christmas: time to log onto the internet and scold a nice lady for trying to help.

I’m wishing it so much.

Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...

"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."

half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job

Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera. Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the poorest country on earth. We went to South Sudan and found people who died as a re...

The human cost of Trump's gutting of USAID: By the time Tor Top’s mother was sick with cholera, the nearby clinic had been shuttered for weeks. He bundled her into a canoe & paddled toward the nearest hospital, 8 hours away. Less than halfway into the journey, his mother died.

New, @propublica.org

Keep this handy, so you can show it to anyone who tries to shame you for celebrating on the day this godawful person finally shits himself to death on his golden toilet.

I think “reduced”

Netflix paid 82 billion to get Zaslav in the building so he can come up with a new name for them.

They murdered 600,000 people. Many of them kids. This is your righteous fury?

every social media company is bad but Meta really is uniquely evil