Tom Swartz

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

if you wrote this scene into a book the editor would accuse you of being hamfisted

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

It has not been lost on me that the two preeminent contemporary uses of LLMs is the infinite generation of 1) CSAM and 2) media that serves no purpose other to publicly denigrate, humiliate, and dominate women and minorities.

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

This dude is intense and correct

A drawer full of squessers, labeled “Squessers”

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard

and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

The family of mice singing “No cheeses for us meeces” in the opening song (“Scrooge”) of THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992), a movie that I saw in the theater at age 10 and which immediately became a formative movie and deeply held family favorite, its annual viewing soon becoming a family tradition, and which has always been incredibly dear to me, even though I consider myself only an average enthusiast when it comes to the Muppets (I grew up with them and still love them with that warm childhood purity but I am not at Disney-Adult-levels of obsession or passionate opinion—but I will say that THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of the best adaptations of Dickens’s story in the entire history of cinema, and no one since ’92 has come remotely close), and which I have always found incredibly moving and beautiful and tragic and redemptive, and which always makes me cry quietly during several key scenes; it is one of my strongest links to childhood memory.

When they ask me what radicalized me

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

a skeliA SKELITEN DRINKEN A NICE GOBLET OF JUICE AND THERE SAYIN "I DONT CARE WHO U ARE, I DONT CARE WHERE YOURE FROM, I DONT CARE HOW YOU L OOK, IF YOU SEED YOUR TORRENT'S, YOUR MY FREIND " - AND THATS REAL TALK SEED YOUR TORRENTS FUCK PAYING FOR STREAMING VIDEO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TRUE FREIND - dashare.zone ADMIN

I don’t say this often, but I actually do believe Sam Altman on this one

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically

Graphic showing the proposed pictogram warning of the dangers of buried nuclear waste for the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant.

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.

Is the red one in the background the same type? if so, they definitely look like habaneros to me.

American brands: We paid an AI slop company to make a chat bot that won’t load

French brand: We hired the best living comic artist to make an original short film with a top director and Production IG

RAY: Because I pay attention. I PAY ATTENTION. You didn't know I was paying attention because you weren't PAYING ATTENTION.

losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid

Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to just call the cops and be like yeah, my loser son is the most wanted man in America, no he's still here

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