Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️ Says 🚫🧊

*pounding table*

AN-TI-POPE!

AN-TI-POPE!

AN-TI-POPE!

please do a schism it would be so funny

Peter Griffin x The Puffy Shirt™️

Guys. GUYS.

I was fully expecting Strip Law to be good. I was in *no way prepared* for it to be THIS good.

Watch it watch it watch it.

Yogi, Boo-Boo and Mr. Ranger in the style of Dinosaur Comics Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains And maybe this pic-a-nic lunch They're too distracted by bread and circuses, Yogi That's why I'm taking the bread! But where's your circus? Check a mirror, you damn clown

bear comics the return

theyfabs theyfapp theyflap theypussy thussly

Who up popping they pussy for cake pop

SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

Nasser can’t breathe. 🚨
A thyroid growth is crushing his airway and vocal cords. He needs an urgent MRI now to save his life and voice.
Every second is a struggle. You are his only hope.
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From your lips to Allah’s ears

Um, I’d argue he’s more of a Bill Hader with a boxy bald cap.

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Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show

"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwith—Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?"

"...I, I don't think—"

"Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."

We have strayed too far from God’s light

'And Bezos, making a late entry to the Mr Turd contest. Get a load of those bulging muscles in that slutty little shirt, dwarfed only by that bulging bank account. Made possible by warehouse workers and lorry drivers who aren't allowed to do anything as vulgar and time-wasting as sing or pee.'

"yeah turns out that the reason Hollywood news media kept freaking out whenever an actress was visibly adult, was that their owners were all hanging out with Epstein at the time"

When will that old warlock, capitalismo, free us from his spell!?

Reducing human value to what we can be trained to do is straight up technofascism. Every fascism has its suhumans. To technofascists, humans are the subhumans.

your rice cooker should sing to you when its done

San José puede proteger a los inmigrantes poniendo fin al sistema de Mientras ICE y otras agencias federales continúan su ataque contra las libertades civiles, los líderes locales están dando un paso al frente para proteger a sus comunidades. Esto incluye oponerse a

El sistema de vigilancia de lectores de matrículas Flock en San José pone en grave peligro a las comunidades inmigrantes al facilitar las deportaciones. La ciudad tiene el deber de proteger a sus residentes finalizando este contrato. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

100%

Can I order 1000 Local 500 Dyke Union carabiners?

The Last Temptation of Kermit (the Frog)

I'm just sayin

Pretty sure the fourth book is GENDERQUEER by Maia Kobabe. A 0/10 performance of allyship. Tell me again @gavinnewsom.bsky.social how you’re gonna defend trans folks?

My entire worldview validated every day

Nothing could be more depressing though

I’d make mr beast dance for me like a little monkey rather than him making poor people dance for him