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If applying for a job at Funko, they ask you in the online application who your favorite Funko character is.

Don't answer "the ugly one with the lifeless eyes."

That's a strike against you.

AI be like

I think by constantly writing about him they kind of are outing him. It never even occurred to me he might be queer until I saw queerty and out writing about him almost once a week

""I love political humor, don’t get me wrong,” the veteran TV host told the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute"

Fuck Ronald Reagan
Fuck the Ronald Reagan Prez Foundation and Institute
Fuck Jay Leno

The whole tweet is even worse

You can find them online at wco dot tv within about 24 hours after they air. (Make sure you have adblock enabled before going there). Some really great episodes in the latest season too

Every time she kissed him it's been either on the cheek or the nose. It's the most platonic "love you like a brother" relationship it could be

Billy in his stern but loving grandma era

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

Front page of the NYT every day until Biden resigns or impeached

Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test Result: Jock Prep Goth Nerd You are 23.6% Goth, 32.7% Nerd, placing you in the Normie category.

Normie? WTF

I have this exact one, it works great. Used it all the time when I had to clean up an accident

What a shit day for this country. fuck

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs 'hard' mode where you can't use Star Wars Star Trek or Lord of the Rings

After reading the title I KNEW the author had to be that conservative asshole Andrew Sullivan. He opposes hate crime legislation and advocated for race science. The last person who should be trying to telling LGBT people what to do. Fuck him and the NYT

A meme In the top panel, an exhausted Frodo asks “What are we holding onto, Sam?” In the bottom panel, Sam, looking angry and determined, replies “Sheer fucking spite, Mr. Frodo.”

Sheer. fucking. spite.

Everything about this administration is so fucking stupid and infuriating

If you see this, quote with an energy you bring to Bluesky

Job standing in front of a car

Bradford, job and two friends hanging at dodger stadium

Bradford and job sitting in his car

Bradford, Job and two friends hanging

ICE arrested Job Garcia while he was running errands in LA. Job is a US citizen, a scholar, and a brilliant photographer. He’s also my friend. But none of that should determine his humanity.

ICE must release Job Garcia immediately.

It still happens nowadays. They put John Gemberling in his underwear (including a thong IIRC) a few times on Broad City and it was always supposed to be a gag. But some of us actually enjoyed the view.

Being from NC I had to laugh at "insect bites". You would get eaten alive if you didn't have bug spray on when you went outside. I visited my grandma and was outside for five minutes before I had a huge welt on my hand

When I drove down to Florida I saw people taking off their motorcycle helmets as soon as they crossed the border because there's no helmet law there. I'm sure that's just a coincidence

trans people will always exist (laudatory)
trans people will always exist (threatening)
trans people will always exist (factual)

Took me like a minute to even find her

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can ALT: a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can

Meanwhile, kids be like

I see myself staying in the PNW for a long time

I make an omelet on the weekends and it's very easy to tear them when folding. I have to take it very slow

And they'll claim that it wasn't actually the rapture and go right back to being shitty