Botilla

$1 trillion may seem like a lot but consider that it will retain him until the end of time

Quickly mashing the Follow button for more owl content.

I think the real question is: ”If you won’t feed hungry children, where does it even begin?”

Thank you, we could all use some more birds.

The “bouquet“

The law of gravity is the only law he can’t break

White House Bad Faith Director

A yard sign saying that presidents are temporary but Wu-Tang is forever

Cholera polls well compared to the plague

Don’t worry, the cheers will wake you up.

More like an undeadline

That one’s Gertrude.

Happy birthday!

No jury would convict this face.

Statue of old couple sitting on a bench. They are holding a sign that says NO KINGS.

Putting my money under the mattress, does that count?

Does it count as being a double agent if you work for both the government and the shadow government?

Of course, allowing the government to micromanage viewpoints also jeopardizes your ability to purse breakthroughs and discoveries.

Pie is Nature’s perfect food.

I don’t know why this is what bothers me the most about that statement but that’s a 100% increase, not 25%.

For making a purrito

It’s important to have work-cat balance.

Irn Bru is Slurm???

Did he specify for which country?

Ah, the brilliant strategy of ”I’m gonna hit myself in the face until you give me what I want”.

So he’s old enough to be tried as an adult.

My decision to follow you pays off yet again.

Sooo… what’s everyone stocking up on right now?

I’m sure he has a heart. Probably in a jar somewhere.

I wish I has thought to stock up on WTFs before the tariffs hit.